And now a word as to modern times. One or two names call for notice. A.
S. Logan, Sheriff Logan, as he was popularly called, died early in 1862,
and with him, it was said, disappeared the only man able in wit and
laughter to rival the giants of an earlier epoch. He still remains the
centre of a mass of anecdote, much of it apocryphal. His enemies sneered
at him as a laboured wit, and averred a single joke cost him a solitary
walk round the Queen’s Drive. Once when pleading for a widow he spoke
eloquently of the cruelty of the relative whom she was suing. The judge
suggested a compromise. “Feel the pulse of the other side, Mr. Logan,”
said he, humorously. “Oh, my Lord,” was the answer, “there can be no
pulse where there is no heart.” This seems to me an example of the best
form of legal witticism, it is an argument conveyed as a jest. Of his
contemporary Robert Thomson (1790-1857), Sheriff of Caithness, there are
some droll memories. Here is one. He was a constant though a bad rider,
and as a bad rider will, he fell from his horse. Even in falling
practice makes perfect. The worthy sheriff did not fall on his
head—very much the opposite, in fact. As he remained sitting on the
ground, a witness of the scene asked if he had sustained any injury.
“Injury!” was the answer; “no injury at all I assure you! Indeed, sir,
quite the reverse, quite the reverse.” Inglis, like Blair, impressed his
contemporaries as a great judge; how far the reputation will subsist one
need not discuss, nor need we complain that the stories about him are
rather tame. This may be given. Once he ridiculed with evident sincerity
the argument of an opposite counsel, when that one retorted by producing
an opinion which Inglis had written in that very case, and which the
other had in fact paraphrased. Inglis looked at it. “I see, my lord,
that this opinion is dated from Blair Athol, and anybody that chooses to
follow me to Blair Athol for an opinion deserves what he gets.” The
moral apparently is, don’t disturb a lawyer in his vacation, when he is
away from his books and is “off the fang,” as the Scots phrase has it.
But this is a confession of weakness, and is only passable as a way of
escaping from a rather awkward position. In the same case counsel
proceeded to read a letter, and probably had not the presence of mind to
stop where he ought. It was from the country to the town agent, and
discussed the merits of various pleaders with the utmost frankness, and
then, “You may get old —— for half the money, but for God’s sake don’t
take him at any price.” In a limited society like the Parliament House,
such a letter has an effect like the bursting of a bombshell, and I note
the incident, though the humour be accidental. This other has a truer
tang of the place. No prisoner goes undefended at the High Court; young
counsel perform the duty without fee or reward. The system has called
forth the admiration of the greedier Southern, though an English judge
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