The most engaging stories of Christopher North tell of his feats of
endurance. After he was a grave professor he would throw off his coat
and tackle successfully with his fists an obstreperous bully. He would
walk seventy miles in the waking part of twenty-four hours. Once, in the
braes of Glenorchy, he called at a farmhouse at eleven at night for
refreshment. They brought him a bottle of whisky and a can of milk,
which he mixed and consumed in two draughts from a huge bowl. He was
called to the Scots bar in 1815, and from influence, or favour, agents
at first sent him cases. He afterwards confessed that when he saw the
papers on his table, he did not know what to do with them. But he
speedily drifted into literature, wherein he made a permanent mark. We
have all dipped into that huge mine of wit and wisdom, the _Noctes
Ambrosianæ_. You would say of him, and you would of Scott, they were
splendid men, their very faults and excesses lovable. What a strange
power both had over animals! As in the case of Queen Mary, their
servants were ever their faithful and devoted friends. Wilson kept a
great number of dogs. Rover was a special favourite. As the animal was
dying, Wilson bent over it, “Rover, my poor fellow, give me your paw,”
as if he had been taking leave of a man. When Camp died, Scott
reverently buried him in the back garden of his Castle Street house; his
daughter noted the deep cloud of sorrow on her father’s face. Maida is
with him on his monument as in life. Wilson kept sixty-two gamebirds all
at once; they made a fearful noise. “Did they never fight?” queried his
doctor. “No,” was the answer; “but put a hen amongst them, and I will
not answer for the peace being long observed. And so it hath been since
the beginning of the world.” These gifted men played each other tricks
of the most impish nature. Lockhart once made a formal announcement of
Christopher North’s sudden death, with a panegyric upon his character in
the _Weekly Journal_; true, he confined it to a few copies, but it was
rather a desperate method of jesting. Patrick Robertson, as Lord
Robertson, a Senator of the College of Justice, published a volume of
poems. This was duly reviewed in the _Quarterly_, which Lockhart edited,
and a copy sent to the author; it finished off with this mad couplet:
“Here lies the peerless paper lord, Lord Peter,
Who broke the laws of God and man and metre.”
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