In 1817 he came from Kirkcaldy to put down his name for the
theological hall. “Old Dr. Ritchie was ‘not at home’ when I called to
enter myself. ‘Good,’ said I, ‘let the omen be fulfilled,’” and he shook
the dust of the hall from his feet for evermore. Possibly he muttered
something about, “Hebrew old Clo”, if he did, his genius for cutting
nicknames carried him away. Through it all no one had greater reverence
for the written Word. Carlyle, for good or for ill, was a Calvinist at
heart. In the winter of 1823 he was sore beset with the “fiend
dyspepsia.” He rode from his father’s house all the way to Edinburgh to
consult a specialist. The oracle was not dubious. “It was all tobacco,
sir; give up tobacco.” But could he give it up? “Give it up, sir?” he
testily replied. “I can cut off my hand with an axe if that should be
necessary.” Carlyle let it alone for months, but was not a whit the
better; at length, swearing he would endure the “diabolical farce and
delusion” no longer, he laid almost violent hands on a long clay and
tobacco pouch and was as happy as it was possible for him to be. Perhaps
the doctor was right after all.
Up to the middle of the last century a strange personage called Peter
Nimmo, or more often Sir Peter Nimmo, moved about the classes of
Edinburgh University, and had done so for years. Professor Masson in
_Edinburgh Sketches and Memories_ has told with his wonted care and
accuracy what it is possible to know of the subject. He was most
probably a “stickit minister” who hung about the classes year after
year, half-witted no doubt, but with a method in his madness. He
pretended or believed or not unwillingly was hoaxed into the belief that
he was continually being asked to the houses of professors and others,
where not seldom he was received and got some sort of entertainment.
Using Professor Wilson’s name as a passport he achieved an interview
with Wordsworth, who described him as “a Scotch baronet, eccentric in
appearance, but fundamentally one of the most sensible men he had ever
met with.” It was shrewdly suspected that he simply held his tongue, and
allowed Wordsworth to do all the talking; a good listener is usually
found a highly agreeable person. He tickled Carlyle’s sense of humour,
and was made the subject of a poem by the latter in _Fraser’s Magazine_.
It was one of the earliest and one of the very worst things that Carlyle
ever did.
I note in passing that Peter Nimmo had a predecessor or contemporary,
John Sheriff by name, who died in August 1844 in his seventieth year. He
was widely known as Doctor Syntax, from some fancied resemblance to the
stock portrait of that celebrity. He devoted all his time to University
class-rooms and City churches, through which he roamed at will as by
prescriptive right. He boasted that he had attended more than a hundred
courses of lectures; but his great joy was when any chance enabled him
to occupy the seat of the Lord High Commissioner in St. Giles’.
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