The book of the ladies: Illustrious Dames: The Reign and Amours of the Bourbon Régime — John Shaqi
The book of the ladies: Illustrious Dames: The Reign and Amours of the Bourbon RégimeBrantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
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The book of the ladies: Illustrious Dames: The Reign and Amours of the Bourbon Régime
Brantôme, Pierre de Bourdeille
France -- Biography; France -- Court and courtiers; Queens; Women -- Biography
As for his father, Brantôme gives an amusing account of him as a true
Gascon seigneur. He began life by running away from home to go to the
wars in Italy, and roam the world as an adventurer. He was, says
Brantôme, “a jovial fellow, who could say his word and talk familiarly
to the greatest personages.” Pope Julius II. took a fancy to him. “One
day they were playing cards together and the pope won from my father
three hundred crowns and his horses, which were very fine, and all his
equipments. After he had lost all, he said: ‘_Chadieu bénit_!’ (that was
his oath when he was angry; when he was good-natured he swore: ‘_Chardon
bénit!_’)--‘_Chadieu bénit!_ pope, play me five hundred crowns against
one of my ears, redeemable in eight days. If I don’t redeem it I’ll give
you leave to cut it off, and eat it if you like.’ The pope took him at
his word; and confessed afterwards that if my father had not redeemed
his ear, he would not have cut it off, but he would have forced him to
keep him company. They began to play again, and fortune willed that my
father won back everything except a fine courser, a pretty little
Spanish horse, and a handsome mule. The pope cut short the game and
would not play any more. My father said to him: ‘Hey! _Chadieu_! pope,
leave me my horse for money’ (for he was very fond of him) ‘and keep the
courser, who will throw you and break your neck, for he is too rough for
you; and keep the mule too, and may she rear and break your leg!’ The
pope laughed so he could not stop himself. At last, getting his breath,
he cried out: ‘I’ll do better; I’ll give you back your two horses, but
not the mule, and I’ll give you two other fine ones if you will keep me
company as far as Rome and stay with me there two months; we’ll pass the
time well, and it shall not cost you anything.’ My father answered:
‘_Chadieu!_ pope, if you gave me your mitre and your cap, too, I would
not do it; I wouldn’t quit my general and my companions just for your
pleasure. Good-bye to you, rascal.’ The pope laughed, while all the
great captains, French and Italians, who always spoke so reverently to
his Holiness, were amazed and laughed too at such liberty of language.
When the pope was on the point of leaving, he said to him, ‘Ask what
you want of me and you shall have it,’ thinking my father would ask for
his horses; but my father did not ask anything, except for a license and
dispensation to eat butter in Lent, for his stomach could never get
accustomed to olive and nut oil. The pope gave it him readily, and sent
him a bull, which was long to be seen in the archives of our house.”
The young Pierre de Bourdeille spent the first years of his existence at
the Court of Marguerite de Valois, sister of François I., to whom his
mother was lady-in-waiting. After the death of that princess in 1549 he
came to Paris to begin his studies, which he ended at Poitiers about the
year 1556.
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