The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 02 (of 10)
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The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 02 (of 10)
Fairy tales; Tales -- Arab countries
She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that Ahnaf bin Kays replied to
Al-Mu'awiyah's[FN#269] question, 'And ever use the toothstick, because therein
be two end seventy virtues and make the complete Friday ablution as an
expiation for all between the two Fridays.' Quoth Mu'awiyah, 'What is thy
counsel to thyself?' 'To set my feet firmly on the ground, to move them
deliberately and watch over them with mine eyes!' 'How dost thou order thyself
when thou goest in to one not of the nobles of thy tribe?' 'I lower mine eyes
modestly and I salute first; I avoid what concerneth me not and I spare my
words!' 'And how when thou goest in to thine equals?' 'I give ear to them when
they speak and I do not assail them when they err!' 'When thou goest in to thy
chiefs?' 'I salute without making any sign and await the reply: if they bid me
draw near, I draw near, and if they draw off from me I withdraw!' 'How dost
thou with thy wife?' Quoth Ahnaf, 'Excuse me from answering this, O Commander
of the Faithful!'; but Mu'awiyah cried, 'I conjure thee inform me.' He said, 'I
entreat her kindly and show her familiarity and am large in expenditure, for
woman was created of a crooked rib.'[FN#270] 'And how dost thou when thou hast
a mind to lie with her?' 'I bid her perfume herself and kiss her till she is
moved to desire; then, should it be as thou knowest,[FN#271] I throw her on her
back. If the seed abide in her womb I say, 'O Allah make it blessed and let it
not be a wastrel, but fashion it into the best of fashions!'[FN#272] Then I
rise from her to ablution and first I pour water over my hands and then over my
body and lastly, I praise Allah for the joy He hath given me.' Said Mu'awiyah,
'Thou hast answered right well and now tell me what be thy requirements?' Said
Ahnaf, 'I would have thee rule thy subjects in the fear of Allah and do even
handed justice between them.' Thereupon Ahnaf rose to his feet and left the
Caliph's presence, and when he had gone Maysun said, 'Were there but this man
in Irak, he would suffice to it.' Then continued Nuzhat al-Zaman, "And all this
is a section of the chapter of good breeding, and know O King, that Muaykib was
intendant of the public treasury during the Caliphate of Omar bin
al-Khattáb,"—And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased to say her
permitted say.
When it was the Sixty-third Night,
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