The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 08 (of 10)
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The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 08 (of 10)
Fairy tales; Tales -- Arab countries
hie thee to the jewel-market and ask for the shop of Ibn al-Kirnas the
Jeweller and give him this paper and speak not." "I hear and I obey,"
answered Khalifah and going with the scroll to the market, enquired for
the shop of Ibn al- Kirnas. They directed him to thither and on
entering it he saluted the merchant, who returned his salam with
contempt and said to him, "What dost thou want?" Thereupon he gave him
the letter and he took it, but read it not, thinking the Fisherman a
beggar, who sought an alms of him, and said to one of his lads, "Give
him half a dirham." Quoth Khalifah, "I want no alms; read the paper."
So Ibn al-Kirnas took the letter and read it; and no sooner knew its
import than he kissed it and laying it on his head—And Shahrazad
perceived the dawn of day and ceased to say her permitted say.
When it was the Eight Hundred and Forty-fourth Night,
She resumed, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that when Ibn
al-Kirnas read the letter and knew its import, he kissed it and laid it
on his head; then he arose and said to Khalifah, "O my brother, where
is thy house?" Asked Khalifah, "What wantest thou with my house? Wilt
thou go thither and steal my slave-girl?" Then Ibn al-Kirnas answered,
"No so: on the contrary, I will buy thee somewhat whereof you may eat,
thou and she." So he said, "My house is in such a quarter;" and the
merchant rejoined, "Thou hast done well. May Allah not give thee
health, O unlucky one!" [FN#253] Then he called out to two of his
slaves and said to them, "Carry this man to the shop of Mohsin the
Shroff and say to him, 'O Mohsin, give this man a thousand dinars of
gold;' then bring him back to me in haste." So they carried him to the
money-changer, who paid him the money, and returned with him to their
master, whom they found mounted on a dapple she-mule worth a thousand
dinars, with Mamelukes and pages about him, and by his side another
mule like his own, saddled and bridled. Quoth the jeweller to
Khalifah, "Bismillah, mount this mule." Replied he, "I won't; for by
Allah, I fear she throw me;" and quoth Ibn al- Kirnas, "By God, needs
must thou mount." So he came up and mounting her, face to crupper,
caught hold of her tail and cried out; whereupon she threw him on the
ground and they laughed at him; but he rose and said, "Did I not tell
thee I would not mount this great jenny-ass?" Thereupon Ibn al-Kirnas
left him in the market and repairing to the Caliph, told him of the
damsel; after which he returned and removed her to his own house.
Meanwhile, Khalifah went home to look after the handmaid and found the
people of the quarter foregathering and saying, "Verily, Khalifah is
to-day in a terrible pickle! [FN#254] Would we knew whence he can have
gotten this damsel?" Quoth one of them, "He is a mad pimp; haply he
found her lying on the road drunken, and carried her to his own house,
and his absence showeth that he knoweth his offence." As they were
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