ORM. I almost fancy that the man who has just left you has vastly annoyed you, sir, by his visit. He is a troublesome old man whose mind is not quite right, and for whom I have always some excuse ready to get rid of him. On the Mall, in the Luxembourg, [Footnote: The Mall was a promenade in Paris, shaded by trees, near the Arsenal.] [Footnote: The Luxembourg was in Molière's time the most fashionable promenade of Paris.] and in the Tuileries he wearies people with his fancies; men like you should avoid the conversation of all those good-for-nothing pedants. For my part I have no fear of troubling you, since I am come, sir, to make your fortune. ER. (_Aside_). This is some alchymist: one of those creatures who have nothing, and are always promising you ever so much riches. (_Aloud_). Have you discovered that blessed stone, sir, which alone can enrich all the kings of the earth? ORM. Aha! what a funny idea! Heaven forbid, sir, that I should be one of those fools. I do not foster idle dreams; I bring you here sound words of advice which I would communicate, through you, to the King, and which I always carry about me, sealed up. None of those silly plans and vain chimeras which are dinned in the ears of our superintendents; [Footnote: This is an allusion to the giver of the feast, Mons. Fouquet, _surintendant des finances_. See also page 299, note I.] none of your beggarly schemes which rise to no more than twenty or thirty millions; but one which, at the lowest reckoning, will give the King a round four hundred millions yearly, with ease, without risk or suspicion, without oppressing the nation in any way. In short, it is a scheme for an inconceivable profit, which will be found feasible at the first explanation. Yes, if only through you I can be encouraged ... ER. Well, we will talk of it. I am rather in a hurry. ORM. If you will promise to keep it secret, I will unfold to you this important scheme. ER. No, no; I do not wish to know your secret. ORM. Sir, I believe you are too discreet to divulge it, and I wish to communicate it to you frankly, in two words. I must see that none can hear us. (_After seeing that no one is listening, he approaches Eraste's ear_). This marvellous plan, of which I am the inventor, is... ER. A little farther off, sir, for a certain reason. ORM. You know, without any need of my telling you, the great profit which the King yearly receives from his seaports. Well, the plan of which no one has yet thought, and which is an easy matter, is to make all the coasts of France into famous ports. This would amount to vast sums; and if ... ER. The scheme is good, and will greatly please the King. Farewell. We shall see each other again. ORM. At all events assist me, for you are the first to whom I have spoken of it. ER. Yes, yes. ORM. If you would lend me a couple of pistoles, you could repay yourself out of the profits of the scheme ....