The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
And now that brings one abreast the subject of riches to the Boss
himself. One of the world's humorists puts into the mouth of a character
the query: What does a king get? The answer would be no whit less
difficult had he asked: What does a Boss get? One may take it, however,
that the latter gets the lion's share. Long ago I said that the wealth
of Ophir hung on the hazard of the town's election. You have now some
slant as to how far my words should be regarded as hyperbole. Nor must I
omit how the machine's delegation in a legislature, or the little flock
it sends to nibble on the slopes of Congress, is each in the hand of
the Boss to do with as he will, and it may go without a record that the
opportunities so provided are neither neglected nor underpriced.
There you have the money story of Tammany in the bowels of the town.
Those easy-chair economists who, over their morning coffee and waffles,
engage themselves for purity, will at this point give honest rage the
rein. Had I no sense of public duty? Was the last spark of any honesty
burned out within my bosom? Was nothing left but dead embers to be a
conscience to me? The Reverend Bronson--and I had a deep respect for
that gentleman--put those questions in his time.
“Bear in mind,” said he when, after that last election, I again had
the town in my grasp, “bear in mind the welfare and the wishes of the
public, and use your power consistently therewith.”
“Now, why?” said I. “The public of which you tell me lies in two pieces,
the minority and the majority. It is to the latter's welfare--the good
of the machine--I shall address myself. Be sure, my acts will gain the
plaudits of my own people, while I have only to go the road you speak of
to be made the target of their anger. As to the minority--those who
have vilified me, and who still would crush me if they but had the
strength--why, then, as Morton says, I owe them no more than William
owed the Saxons when after Hastings he had them under his feet.”
When the new administration was in easy swing, and I had time to look
about me, I bethought me of Blackberry and those three millions taken
from the weakness and the wickedness of young Van Flange. I would have
those millions back or know the secret of it.
With a nod here and a hand-toss there--for the shrug of my shoulders or
the lift of my brows had grown to have a definition among my people--I
brewed tempests for Blackberry. The park department discovered it in a
trespass; the health board gave it notice of the nonsanitary condition
of its cars; the street commissioner badgered it with processes because
of violations of laws and ordinances; the coroner, who commonly wore
a gag, gave daily news of what folk were killed or maimed through the
wantonness of Blackberry; while my corporation counsel bestirred himself
as to whether or no, for this neglect or that invasion of public right,
the Blackberry charter might not be revoked.
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