The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
In the face of these, the president of Blackberry--he of the Hebrew cast
and clutch--stood sullenly to his guns. He would not yield; he would not
pay the price of peace; he would not return those millions, although he
knew well the argument which was the ground-work of his griefs.
The storm I unchained beat sorely, but he made no white-flag signs. I
admired his fortitude, while I multiplied my war.
It was Morton who pointed to that final feather which broke the camel's
back.
“Really, old chap,” observed Morton, that immortal eyeglass on nose and
languid hands outspread, “really, you haven't played your trumps, don't
y' know.”
“What then?” cried I, for my heart was growing hot.
“You recall my saying to our friend Bronson that, when I had a chap
against me whom I couldn't buy, I felt about to discover his fad or his
fear--I was speaking about changing a beggar's name, and all that, don't
y' know?”
“Yes,” said I, “it all comes back.”
“Exactly,” continued Morton. “Now the fear that keeps a street-railway
company awake nights is its fear of a strike. There, my dear boy, you
have your weapon. Convey the information to those Blackberry employees,
that you think they get too little money and work too long a day. Let
them understand how, should they strike, your police will not repress
them in any crimes they see fit to commit. Really, I think I've hit
upon a splendid idea! Those hirelings will go upon the warpath, don't y'
know! And a strike is such a beastly thing!--such a deuced bore! It is,
really!”
Within the fortnight every Blackberry wheel was stopped, and every
employee rioting in the streets. Cars were sacked; what men offered for
work were harried, and made to fly for very skins and bones. Meanwhile,
the police stood afar off with virgin-batons, innocent of interference.
Four days of this, and those four millions were paid into my hand; the
Blackberry president had yielded, and my triumph was complete. With
that, my constabulary remembered law and order, and, descending upon the
turbulent, calmed them with their clubs. The strike ended; again were
the gongs of an unharassed Blackberry heard in the land.
And now I draw near the sorrowful, desperate end--the end at once of my
labors and my latest hope. I had held the town since the last battle
for well-nigh three and one-half years. Throughout this space affairs
political preserved themselves as rippleless as a looking-glass, and
nothing to ruffle with an adverse wind. Those henchmen--my boys of the
belt, as it were--Sing Sing Jacob, Puffy the Merchant, and Paddy the
Priest, went working like good retrievers at their task of bringing
daily money to my feet.
Nor was I compelled to appear as one interested in the profits of the
town's farming, and this of itself was comfort, since it served to keep
me aloof from any mire of those methods that were employed.
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