The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York — John Shaqi
The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“I should think,” said the reputable old gentleman, with a look of one
who had found something to stand on, “that if you ran from tyranny in
Ireland, you would refuse here to submit to the tyranny of Tammany Hall.
If you couldn't abide a Queen, how can you now put up with a Boss?”
“I didn't run from th' Queen, I ran from th' laws,” said Old Mike. “As
for the Boss--everything that succeeds has a Boss. The President's a
boss; the Pope's a boss; Stewart's a boss in his store down in City
Hall Park. That's right; everything that succeeds has a boss. Nothing is
strong enough to stand the mishtakes av more than one man. Ireland would
have been free th' long cinturies ago if she'd only had a boss.”
“But do you call it good citizenship,” demanded the reputable old
gentleman, not a trifle nettled by Old Mike's hard-shell philosophy of
state; “do you call it good citizenship to take your orders from a boss?
You are loyal to Tammany before you are loyal to the City?”
“Shure!” returned Old Mike, puffing the puffs of him who is undisturbed.
“Do ye ever pick up a hand in a game av ca-ards?” The reputable old
gentleman seemed properly disgusted. “There you be then! City Government
is but a game; so's all government, Shure, it's as if you an' me were
playin' a game av ca-ards, this politics; your party is your hand, an'
Tammany is my hand. In a game of ca-ards, which are ye loyal to, is it
your hand or the game? Man, it's your hand av coorse! By the same token!
I am loyal to Tammany Hall.”
That closed the discussion; the reputable old gentleman went his way,
and one might tell by his face that the question to assail him was
whether he had been in a verbal encounter with a Bedlamite or an
Anarchist. He did not recognize me, nor was I sorry. I liked the
reputable old gentleman because of that other day, and would not have
had him discover me in what he so plainly felt to be dangerous company.
“He's a mighty ignorant man,” said Old Mike, pointing after the
reputable old gentleman with the stem of his pipe. “What this country
has mosht to fear is th' ignorance av th' rich.”
It stood perhaps ten of the clock on the morning of election day when,
on word sent me, I waited on Big Kennedy in his barroom. When he had
drawn me into his sanctum at the rear, he, as was his custom, came
pointedly to the purpose.
“There's a fight bein' made on me,” he said. “They've put out a lot of
money on the quiet among my own people, an' think to sneak th' play on
me.” While Big Kennedy talked, his eyes never left mine, and I could
feel he was searching me for any flickering sign that the enemy had been
tampering with my fealty. I stared back at him like a statue. “An',”
went on Big Kennedy, “not to put a feather-edge on it, I thought I'd run
you over, an' see if they'd been fixin' you. I guess you're all right;
you look on the level.” Then swinging abruptly to the business of the
day; “Have you got your gang ready?”
“Yes,” I nodded.
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