The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
Such was the man on whose downfall I stood resolved and whose place I
meant to make my own. The thing was simple of performance too; all it
asked were secrecy and a little wit. There was a Tammany club, one of
regular sort and not like my Red Jacket Association, which was volunteer
in its character. It met in that kingdom of the Blacksmith's as a little
parliament of politics. This club was privileged each year to name for
Big Kennedy's approval a man for that post of undercaptain. The annual
selection was at hand. For four years the club had named Jimmy the
Blacksmith; there came never the hint for believing he would not be
pitched upon again.
Now be it known that scores of my Red Jackets were residents of the
district over which Jimmy the Blacksmith held sway. Some there were who
already belonged to his club. I gave those others word to join at once.
Also I told them, as they regarded their standing as Red Jackets, to be
present at that annual meeting.
The night arrived; the room was small and the attendance--except for my
Red Jackets--being sparse, my people counted for three-quarters of those
present. With the earliest move I took possession of the meeting, and
selected its chairman. Then, by resolution, I added the block in which
I resided to the public domain of the club. That question of residence
replied to, instead of Jimmy the Blacksmith, I was named ballot-captain
for the year. It was no more complex as a transaction than counting ten.
The fact was accomplished like scratching a match; I had set the foot of
my climbing on Jimmy the Blacksmith's neck.
That unworthy was present; and to say he was made mad with the fury of
it would be to write with snow the color of his feelings.
“It's a steal!” he cried, springing to his feet. The little bandbox of
a hall rang with his roarings. Then, to me: “I'll fight you for it! You
don't dare meet me in the Peach Orchard to-morrow at three!”
“Bring your sledge, Jimmy,” shouted some humorist; “you'll need it.”
The Peach Orchard might have been a peach orchard in the days of
Peter Stuyvesant. All formal battles took place in the Peach Orchard.
Wherefore, and because the challenge for its propriety was not without
precedent, to the Peach Orchard at the hour named I repaired.
Jimmy the Blacksmith, however, came not. Someone brought the word
that he was sick; whereat those present, being fifty gentlemen with a
curiosity to look on carnage, and ones whose own robust health led them
to regard the term “sickness” as a synonym for the preposterous, jeered
the name of Jimmy the Blacksmith from their hearts.
“Jimmy the Cur! it ought to be,” growled one, whose disappointment over
a fight deferred was sore in the extreme.
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