The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“If I, or any other real-estate owner,” responded the baited one
indignantly, “rent certain tenements, not otherwise to be let, to
disorderly characters, whose fault is it? I can't control the town for
either its morals or its business. The town grows up about my property,
and conditions are made to occur that practically condemn it. Good
people won't live there, and the property is unfit for stores or
warehouses. What is an owner to do? The neighborhood becomes such that
best people won't make of it a spot of residence. It's either no rent,
or a tenant who lives somewhat in the shade. Real-estate owners, I
suppose, are to be left with millions of unrentable property on their
hands; but you, on your side, are not to lose half an hour in taking
your horses to a place where they might lawfully be fed? What do you
say, Casebottle?” and the outraged real-estate prince turned to the
wholesale grocer, as though seeking an ally.
“I'm inclined, friend Goldnose,” returned the wholesale grocer suavely,
“I'm inclined to think with you that it will be difficult to deal with
the town as though it were a camp meeting. Puritanism is offensive
to the urban taste.” Here the wholesale grocer cleared his throat
impressively.
“And so,” cried the reputable old gentleman, “you call the suppression
of gamblers and base women, puritanism? Casebottle, I'm surprised!”
The wholesale grocer looked nettled, but held his peace. There came a
moment of silence. Big Kennedy, who had listened without interference,
maintaining the while an inflexible morality, took advantage of the
pause.
“One thing,” said he, “about which I think you will all agree, is that
every ginmill open after hours, or on Sunday, should be pinched, and
no side-doors or speakeasy racket stood for. We can seal th' town up as
tight as sardines.”
Big Kennedy glanced shrewdly at Casebottle. Here was a move that would
injure wholesale whisky. Casebottle, however, did not immediately
respond; it was the reputable old gentleman who spoke.
“That's my notion,” said he, pursing his lips. “Every ginmill ought to
be closed as tight as a drum. The Sabbath should be kept free of that
disorder which rum-drinking is certain to breed.”
“Well, then,” broke in Casebottle, whose face began to color as his
interests began to throb, “I say that a saloon is a poor man's club. If
you're going to close the saloons, I shall be in favor of shutting up
the clubs. I don't believe in one law for the poor and another for the
rich.”
This should offer some impression of how the visitors agreed upon a
civil policy. Big Kennedy was good enough to offer for the others, each
of whom felt himself somewhat caught in a trap, a loophole of escape.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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