The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“For,” explained Big Kennedy, “while I believe in rigidly enforcin'
every law until it is repealed, I have always held that a law can be
tacitly repealed by th' people, without waitin' for th' action of some
skate legislature, who, comin' for th' most part from th' cornfields,
has got it in for us lucky ducks who live in th' town. To put it this
way: If there's a Sunday closin' law, or a law ag'inst gamblers, or
a law ag'inst obstructin' th' streets, an' th' public don't want it
enforced, then I hold it's repealed by th' highest authority in th'
land, which is th' people, d'ye see!”
“Now, I think that very well put,” replied the real-estate personage,
with a sigh of relief, while the wholesale grocer nodded approval. “I
think that very well put,” he went on, “and as it's getting late, I
suggest that we adjourn for the nonce, to meet with our friend, Mr.
Kennedy, on some further occasion. For myself, I can see that he and the
great organization of which he is now, happily, the head, are heartily
with us for reforming the shocking conditions that have heretofore
persisted in this community. We have won the election; as a corollary,
peculation and blackmail and extortion will of necessity cease. I think,
with the utmost safety to the public interest, we can leave matters to
take their natural course, without pushing to extremes. Don't you think
so, Mr. Kennedy?”
“Sure!” returned that chieftain. “There's always more danger in too much
steam than in too little.”
The reputable old gentleman was by no means in accord with the
real-estate personage; but since the wholesale grocer cast in his voice
for moderation and no extremes, he found himself in a hopeless minority
of no one save himself. With an eye of high contempt, therefore, for
what he described as “The reform that needs reform,” he went away with
the others, and the weighty convention for pure days was over.
“An' that's th' last we'll see of 'em,” said Big Kennedy, with a laugh.
“No cat enjoys havin' his own tail shut in th' door; no man likes th'
reform that pulls a gun on his partic'lar interest. This whole reform
racket,” continued Big Kennedy, who was in a temper to moralize, “is, to
my thinkin', a kind of pouter-pigeon play. Most of 'em who go in for
it simply want to swell 'round. Besides the pouter-pigeon, who's in
th' game because he's stuck on himself, there's only two breeds of
reformers. One is a Republican who's got ashamed of himself; an' th'
other is some crook who's been kicked out o' Tammany for graftin'
without a license.”
“Would your last include you and me?” I asked. I thought I might hazard
a small jest, since we were now alone.
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