The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“Yes,” assented Big Kennedy thoughtfully, “I s'ppose that's so, too.
It would be askin' too much to expect that a force, as you say, of six
thousand could be brought together, an' have 'em all crooked. It was
Father Considine who mentioned this McCue; he said he was his cousin an'
asked me to give him a shove along. It shows what I've claimed a dozen
times, that th' Church ought to keep its nose out o' politics. However,
I'll look over th' list, an' give you some good name to-morrow.”
“But how about th' town?” asked the Chief of Police anxiously. “I want
to know what I'm doin'. Tell me plain, just what goes an' what don't.”
“This for a pointer, then,” responded Big Kennedy. “Whatever goes has
got to go on th' quiet. I've got to keep things smooth between me an'
th' mugwumps. The gamblers can run; an' I don't find any fault with even
th' green-goods people. None of 'em can beat a man who don't put himself
within his reach, an' I don't protect suckers. But knucks, dips,
sneaks, second-story people, an' strong-arm men have got to quit. That's
straight; let a trick come off on th' street cars, or at th' theater, or
in the dark, or let a crib get cracked, an' there'll be trouble between
you an' me, d'ye see! An' if anything as big as a bank should get done
up, why then, you send in your resignation. An' at that, you'll be dead
lucky if you don't do time.”
“There's th' stations an' th' ferries,” said the other, with an
insinuating leer. “You know a mob of them Western fine-workers are
likely to blow in on us, an' we not wise to 'em--not havin' their mugs
in the gallery. That sort of knuck might do business at th' depots
or ferries, an' we couldn't help ourselves. Anyway,” he concluded
hopefully, “they seldom touch up our own citizens; it's mostly th'
farmers they go through.”
“All right,” said Big Kennedy cheerfully, “I'm not worryin' about what
comes off with th' farmers. But you tell them fine-workers, whose mugs
you haven't got, that if anyone who can vote or raise a row in New York
City goes shy his watch or leather, th' artist who gets it can't come
here ag'in. Now mind: You've got to keep this town so I can hang my
watch on any lamp-post in it, an' go back in a week an' find it hasn't
been touched. There'll be plenty of ways for me an' you to get rich
without standin' for sneaks an' hold-ups.”
Big Kennedy, so soon as he got possession of Tammany, began divers
improvements of a political sort, and each looking to our safety and
perpetuation. One of his moves was to break up the ward gangs, and this
included the Tin Whistles.
“For one thing, we don't need 'em--you an' me,” said he. “They could
only help us while we stayed in our ward an' kept in touch with 'em. The
gangs strengthen th' ward leaders, but they don't strengthen th' Chief.
So we're goin' to abolish 'em. The weaker we make th' ward leaders, the
stronger we make ourselves. Do you ketch on?” and Big Kennedy nudged me
significantly.
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