The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“It might,” returned Big Kennedy, with an iron grin. Then, twisting
the subject: “Now let's talk serious for two words. I've been doin' th'
bunco act so long with our three friends that my face begins to ache
with lookin' pious. Now listen: You an' me have got a long road ahead of
us, an' money to be picked up on both sides. But let me break this off
to you, an' don't let a word get away. When you do get th' stuff, don't
go to buildin' brownstone fronts, an' buyin' trottin' horses, an' givin'
yourself away with any Coal-Oil Johnny capers. If we were Republicans
or mugwumps it might do. But let a Democrat get a dollar, an' there's a
warrant out for him before night. When you get a wad, bury it like a dog
does a bone. An' speakin' of money; I've sent for th' Chief of Police..
Come to think of it, we'd better talk over to my house. I'll go there
now, an' you stay an' lay for him. When he shows up, bring him to me.
There won't be so many pipin' us off over to my house.”
Big Kennedy left the Tammany headquarters, where he and the good
government trio had conferred, and sauntered away in the direction
of his habitat. The Chief of Police did not keep me in suspense. Big
Kennedy was not four blocks away when that blue functionary appeared.
“I'm to go with you to his house,” said I.
The head of the police was a bloated porpoise-body of a man, oily,
plausible, masking his cunning with an appearance of frankness. As for
scruple; why then the sharks go more freighted of a conscience.
Big Kennedy met the Chief of Police with the freedom that belongs with
an acquaintance, boy and man, of forty years. In a moment they had
gotten to the marrow of what was between them.
“Of course,” said Big Kennedy, “Tammany's crippled just now with not
havin' complete swing in th' town; an' I've got to bunk in more or less
with the mugwumps. Still, we've th' upper hand in th' Board of Aldermen,
an' are stronger everywhere than any other single party. Now you
understand;” and here Big Kennedy bent a keen eye on the other. “Th'
organization's in need of steady, monthly contributions. We'll want 'em
in th' work I'm layin' out. I think you know where to get 'em, an' I
leave it to you to organize th' graft. You get your bit, d'ye see! I'm
goin' to name a party, however, to act as your wardman an' make th'
collections. What sort is that McCue who was made Inspector about a week
ago?”
“McCue!” returned the Chief of Police in tones of surprise. “That man
would never do! He's as honest as a clock!”
“Honest!” exclaimed Big Kennedy, and his amazement was a picture. “Well,
what does he think he's doin' on th' force, then?”
“That's too many for me,” replied the other. Then, apologetically: “But
you can see yourself, that when you rake together six thousand men, no
matter how you pick 'em out, some of 'em's goin' to be honest.”
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