Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Runaway wives -- Fiction; Sportswriters -- Fiction
"Just shape him, hey? Boy, didn't you ever bust bang into the artistic
temperament? I played a season once with William Faversham. Shape him?
You can't beat him out of it with a club. I don't know yet what way he's
going to jump but I want to put down a little bet this kid of yours is
going to be some kind of an artist."
"Don't keep saying that. I tell you he's coming on the Bulletin. His
name's Peter Neale."
"You could name him Rosenberg and that wouldn't make him a pawnbroker."
"But this is in his blood just like in mine. He can't help himself. He's
just got to be a newspaper man."
"All right we won't fight about it. You say he's going to be a newspaper
man and I tell you he's going to be an artist. Maybe he won't be
anything but a moving picture actor."
Peter saw Vonnie frequently throughout the summer. She went to the ball
games with him almost every afternoon except matinée days. The dispute
about George Browne and Sandow Mertes persisted. There could be no
question but that Browne had the speed. Even when he hit straight to an
infielder it took a fast throw to nail him at first. But Peter didn't
like him because his cap almost always fell off whenever he beat out a
slow roller. Somebody would have to carry it down to first for him and
while Browne was waiting he had a trick of bending his head back and
shaking his long hair out of his eyes.
"He looks like a Goddamn violinist," said Peter.
"Yes," replied Vonnie, "and your friend Mertes looks like a piccolo
player. Do you know the story about the piccolo player?"
"Not in the press box," interrupted Peter fearfully. He felt obliged to
interrupt Vonnie a good deal. She was much given to tantalizing him by
beginning in a loud clear voice, "It seems there was a travelling
salesman came to a hotel," or "This fellow, you see, started to take his
girl out for a ride."
"I don't want to hear it," Peter would say half in jest and half hoping
to be effectual.
"But it's a nice story."
"It isn't a nice story or it wouldn't begin that way" was the agreed
formula for Peter's reply, whereupon Vonnie would disturb his gravity
and dignity by digging him in the ribs with her elbow. Another favorite
device of hers was sedulously to brush an imaginary spot on Peter's coat
lapel and when he looked down bring up her hand and flip him under the
nose. Peter never seemed to remember not to look down. Perhaps he liked
to have his nose flipped.
"It isn't necessary," he would object, "for everybody around here to
know you're a chorus girl."
"Chorus girl, nothing. I got the song hit of the piece. 'Any little
thing for you dear, any little thing for you,'" Vonnie indicated the
tempo by scruffing her feet against the concrete floor of the press box.
"Cut it out. Pay attention to the game."
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