“Gran’son, I’ve read that there third commandment a heap of times and I can’t see as it provides for any week-day privileges or indulgences. When a man’s cussin’ mad, tain’t so powerful ill for him to bat the old devil’s name about some but, Grover Cleveland, don’t you never go to triflin’ with the name of the Lord; that’s uncommon low down, that is. “There used to formerly be only one kind of Baptises here and they warshipped in the old red church. But ole man Jordan he got his back up and he took all his kin-people away and he built another church and he painted it yaller. You see he had a whole mountain of timber land that he was glad to get cleared off, and his sons run a sawmill, and there’s a big bed of yaller ochre right back of his house. He was smart enough to set ’em all to work, while they was red-hot mad. If he’d a give ’em time to cool off, that ar yaller meetin’-house never would been built. They did cool off before they got the chimbly up and to this day they’re a tryin’ to praise the Lord with their stovepipe a-stickin’ out the winder.” “There’s too many kinds of ’em for old Sandy to git round to ’em all,” said the small boy persistently, returning to his first sorrow. “Sometimes it looks to me like there’s too many kinds for the Lord to get round to ’em all, gran’son. There’s some big cities where there’s more kinds than we’ve got here. There’s two or three kinds of Meth’-dises and there’s Free-will Baptises and Holinesses, and they all seem to be workin’ for the same end, only they can’t agree to work together. But, of course, people’s got a right to all the religious differences they can pay for; but here in Junaluska we’re too poor to have so many churches.” “How did there git to be so many kinds, gran’daddy?”