The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts — John Shaqi
The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
So much the better! You'll be back in the East all the sooner. And when you
_are_ there, you _stay_ there. Don't get disheartened if you don't find
Suleymán directly. Keep on pegging away till you _do_! Why, the mere
travelling will be a pleasant change for you!
FAKRASH.
[_On right of table; sententiously._] Well and wisely was it written: "In
travel there are five advantages. [_Proceeding to enumerate them on his
fingers._] The first of these is----"
HORACE.
[_Impatiently, as he moves to his bedroom door on right._] I know, I know!
Don't you bother to run through them _now_--I've got to dress for dinner.
Just you bundle off to Arabia and search for Suleymán like billy-oh.
Good-bye!
FAKRASH.
May Allah never deprive thy friends of thy presence! Never have I
encountered a mortal who has pleased me so greatly!
HORACE.
[_At bedroom door._] Awfully good of you to say so!
FAKRASH.
Farewell! Prepare to receive a reward beyond all thine expectations!
[_He waves his arm, and for ten
seconds the room is in utter
darkness. There are sounds as of a
rushing wind and crashes and
rumblings. Then the glimmer of
three Arabian hanging lanterns is
seen faintly illuminating a large
central arch and two smaller side
ones. An immense perforated lantern
hanging from the domed roof then
becomes lit, and reveals an
octagonal hall with four curtained
arches, the fourth, down on the
right, being where HORACE'S
bedroom door had been. The walls
are decorated in crimson, blue, and
gold arabesques. Above the bedroom
door is a low divan with richly
embroidered cushions. Opposite to
it, on the left, is a similar
divan. High in the wall overhead is
a window with gilded lattice-work,
through which is seen a soft blue
evening sky._
HORACE.
[_With his back to the audience._] Great Scott! What's that old idiot let
me in for _now_?
MRS. RAPKIN.
[_Heard outside the arch up on right of central arch._] Oh, whatever is it
_now_? What's 'appened? [_She enters._] Goodness gracious! Mr. Ventimore,
sir--what's _come_ to the 'ouse?
HORACE.
Then--_you_ see a difference, Mrs. Rapkin?
MRS. RAPKIN.
I don't see nothink as _ain't_ different. For mercy's sake, sir, _'oo's_
been alterin' of it like this?
HORACE.
Well, _I_ haven't.
MRS. RAPKIN.
But where are you going to 'ave your dinner-party _now_, sir?
HORACE.
Where? Why, _here_! There's lots of _room_.
MRS. RAPKIN.
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