The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_As he turns to go up to the
centre arch, the hangings are drawn
back with a rattle, disclosing a
smaller hall behind. A row of
sinister-looking but richly robed
black slaves forms on each side of
the arch; a still more richly
dressed CHIEF SLAVE salaams to
HORACE, and with a magnificent
gesture ushers in the PROFESSOR,
MRS. FUTVOYE, and SYLVIA, to
each of whom the double row of
slaves salaam obsequiously, to
their intense amazement._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Coming down to the right and looking round him._] Why, why, why? What's
all this? Where _are_ we?
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Following him closely._] We've evidently mistaken the house!
SYLVIA.
[_Following her mother, and suddenly seeing HORACE._] But surely
that's--yes, it _is_ Horace!
[_At a gesture from their chief,
the slaves retire, and he follows._
HORACE.
[_With some constraint, but trying to seem at his ease._] Yes, it's _me_
all right. There's no mistake. Most awfully glad to see you!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Dear me! [_Coming towards HORACE._] I really didn't recognise you for the
moment.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Snappishly._] I don't know who _would_!
HORACE.
Oh, ah--you mean in _these_ things. I--I must apologise for not dressing,
Mrs. Futvoye, but the fact is, I--I found myself like this, and I hadn't
time to put on anything else.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Crossing to HORACE._] Any apologies for the simplicity of your costume
are _quite_ unnecessary.
SYLVIA.
You really are magnificent, Horace! _My_ poor frock is simply nowhere!
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Glaring round._] I observe that this is a very different room from the
one we were in this afternoon.
HORACE.
Ah, I _thought_ you'd notice _that_! [_Deciding on perfect candour._]
I--I'd better _tell_ you about that. The--the fact is----
[_He starts nervously, as the
hangings of the centre arch are
drawn back once more, the slaves
form a double row, and their chief
appears, beckoning to some one to
follow him._
PRINGLE.
[_Heard outside, addressing CHIEF SLAVE._ ] Mr. Pringle. Mr. _Spencer_
Pringle.... Oh, if you can't manage it, it don't matter! [_He enters, and
stares at the salaaming slaves, then round the hall._] My _aunt_!
HORACE.
[_Coming forward._] Here you are, eh, old fellow?
[_The slaves go out._
PRINGLE.
[_Staring after the slaves._] Yes, here I am. [_Reproachfully, as he
observes HORACE'S costume._] You _might_ have told me it was a
fancy-dress affair.
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