The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
PRINGLE.
[_At the end of a general chorus of surprise._] Seven or eight thousand!
[_Incredulously._] May we know the name of this wonderful client of yours?
HORACE.
It's a Mr. Samuel Wackerbath, a big City auctioneer, I believe.
SYLVIA.
Why, he's my godfather!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
An old friend of ours. Eliza Wackerbath and I were at school together.
HORACE.
[_To PROFESSOR._] So you see, sir, I--I'm not so badly off as you thought.
I can afford to--to launch _out_ a bit.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Somewhat mollified._] Hardly, I should have thought, to _this_ extent.
However, in the circumstances, I consent to remain.
SYLVIA.
[_In an undertone to HORACE._] I thought it was all over with us!
HORACE.
[_In the same to her._] So did I! But I _think_ I'm out of the cart this
time.
[_He goes up towards the left,
talking to her._
PRINGLE.
[_Crossing to the PROFESSOR; in an undertone._] _So_ glad you decided to
stay, Professor. I was really half afraid you'd go--as a protest against
all this ostentation.
[_MRS. FUTVOYE is admiring the
workmanship of the hangings._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_In an undertone to PRINGLE._] I should have done so, Pringle, I should
have _done_ so--but for the inconvenience of dining elsewhere at this hour.
[_Aloud, to HORACE._] Ventimore! _[PRINGLE joins MRS. FUTVOYE._] I don't
know if _you_ are getting hungry,--but I own _I_ am. Will it be long before
they announce dinner?
HORACE.
[_Turning, with a start._] Dinner? Oh, I _hope_ not--I mean, I _think_ not.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
I see no table is laid here. [_Acidly._] But probably you have an equally
spacious dining-hall adjoining this?
HORACE.
Yes. That is,--_probably_, you know. I mean, it's quite _possible_.
[_The curtains of the arch on left
of centre arch are drawn._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
Do you mean to tell me you haven't settled yet where we _are_ to dine?
HORACE.
[_At a loss for an instant, then he suddenly sees the slaves enter from the
arch on left, bearing a low round table, which they place in the centre of
the hall._] Oh, we dine _here_, of course!--here. I--I leave it to these
fellows.
[_Four of the slaves fetch cushions
and arrange them as seats around
the table, the CHIEF SLAVE
directing them._
PRINGLE.
I say, Ventimore, what an odd idea of yours, having all these black
footmen! Don't you find them a nuisance at times?
HORACE.
Oh, they--they've only come in for the evening. You
see--they're--er--quieter than the ordinary hired waiter--and--and they
don't blow on the top of your head.
SYLVIA.
[_In an undertone, nervously._] Horace! I don't like them! They're so
creepy-crawly, somehow!
HORACE.
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