The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
I'm afraid they're not at all likely to be familiar with it.
[_The MUSICIANS begin once more,
and MRS. FUTVOYE retreats hastily
to the divan, as they sing and play
for a few bars in hideous
cacophony._
PRINGLE.
[_As they stop once more._] Vocal as _well_ as instrumental, eh? Are they
going to give us any _more_ little things like that, Ventimore?
HORACE.
No. Not if I know it! They've _done_ now!
[_At this the music starts again,
louder and more discordant than
ever._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Springing to his feet in a fury, and shouting._] Ventimore! You _must_
put a stop to this abominable din! Do you hear? I can't and won't put up
with it!
HORACE.
[_Rising, and going to the MUSICIANS._] Here, you chaps! Hi! That's enough!
[_He claps his hands._] Get out! Get _out_!
[_The MUSICIANS seem to treat
this as an encouragement, for they
play with more vigour than ever;
then, as they reach the climax, the
music changes to slower strains, in
which some sort of air is
recognisable, and a troop of
ORIENTAL DANCING GIRLS come
writhing and posturing in from the
arches on right and left of the
centre arch. HORACE recoils in
horror, and collapses on the divan
by SYLVIA'S side._
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Making her voice carry above the music._] And do these young persons come
from Earl's Court, _too_?
HORACE.
[_Wildly._] No! Oh, _dear_ no! _They_ come from--from Harrod's. The
Entertainment Department, don't you know!
[_He sits paralysed as the
PRINCIPAL DANCING GIRL suddenly
floats down from the central arch,
and executes a slow and sinuous
Oriental dance in the middle of the
other performers. The PROFESSOR
and his wife exchange scandalised
comments, and PRINGLE endeavours
to look shocked and grieved._
HORACE.
[_As the PRINCIPAL DANCING GIRL has glided down opposite him, and stands
posturing, with her eyes fixed on his face; to SYLVIA._] I--I don't think
she's _bad_.
SYLVIA.
[_Coldly._] Don't you? I'm perfectly _sure_ she is!
HORACE.
No, no. She--she's a _lady_ and all that. They _all_ are. Highly
respectable girls! They only give their dances at _private_ parties.
SYLVIA.
I don't think you need have engaged them for _yours_! _Really_, Horace!
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