The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_MRS. FUTVOYE enters from the
hall, carrying a glass goblet full
of water._
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_To FAKRASH._] I've brought it in this, but if you _prefer_ a
breakfast-cup----
THE MULE.
[_Impatiently._] What the devil does it matter? Let him get _on_ with it!
FAKRASH.
[_As he meets MRS. FUTVOYE and takes the goblet from her._] This will
serve. [_He goes up to THE MULE and sprinkles some drops of water on its
head._] Quit this form and return unto the form in which thou wert!
[_THE MULE fades into the
PROFESSOR, who appears gasping and
in an extremely bad temper;
PRINGLE shifts the sofa to let him
pass; FAKRASH retires to near the
window._
SYLVIA.
[_Rushing to the PROFESSOR._] Father!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Coming to his other side._] Now, Anthony, after all you have been
through, you'd better sit down for a little.
SYLVIA.
[_As she and MRS. FUTVOYE bring him down to the chair left of sofa on
right._] It _is_ lovely to have you back, father dear!
PRINGLE.
[_Joining them._] You're looking better _already_, sir!
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Sinking into the chair by sofa._] Tut-tut! There, there--nothing to make
all this fuss about! If one of you had only had the sense to try cold
water, I should have come round _long_ before this!
SYLVIA.
But, father!--you forget that, but for Mr. Pringle----
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
No, my dear, I do _not_. I owe much--very much--to Pringle's good
offices--as I shall remember, my dear Pringle, as I shall _remember_. But I
attribute my restoration in some measure to the fact that--from first to
last--I was able to preserve perfect calm and self-control.
PRINGLE.
[_With an involuntary glance at the study, in which every article of
furniture is smashed._] Quite _so_! And now I want you--all three--to
celebrate your recovery by dining with me this evening at the Savoy. You
promised you would last night, Professor. Not in the restaurant--I'll
engage a private room.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
No, no--not to-night, my boy. I don't feel up to going out just yet.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Nonsense, Anthony! You can dine out anywhere _now_, you know--and it will
do you good. Thank you, Mr. Pringle, we shall be delighted. Sha'n't we,
Sylvia?
SYLVIA.
I think I would rather stay at home this evening, mother.
[_PRINGLE tries to persuade her in
by-play._
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
[_Rising._] We'll come, Pringle, we'll come. [_To FAKRASH, who is still
standing by the window._] Now then, sir, you've got all you came for--what
are you waiting for?
FAKRASH.
To receive thy thanks.
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
_What?_ For exposing me to all this humiliation! You'll get no thanks from
_me_, sir--and the sooner you and your accomplice relieve this house of
your presence the better!
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