The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_Grimly._] Have no uneasiness--for thou shalt receive justice. [_HORACE
retires to sofa on right, expecting to be rehabilitated._] Hear, O
company, my words! I repent of my conduct in obeying the orders of yonder
wretch--[_pointing to HORACE, who gasps in stupefaction_]--who is seeking
even now to deter me from showing kindness.
HORACE.
Liar! _Liar!_
FAKRASH.
Being desirous of escaping marriage with this damsel--[_with a step
towards SYLVIA_]--he commanded me to transform her father as ye see. And I,
whom he had delivered from a bottle of brass, was compelled by gratitude to
fulfil all his desires.
HORACE.
[_Going up to FAKRASH furiously._] You infernal old scoundrel! [_FAKRASH
smiles malignantly and stalks off to the right; HORACE crosses to
SYLVIA._] _You_ don't believe him, Sylvia? You _can't_!
SYLVIA.
Don't speak to me! Don't come near me!
[_MRS. FUTVOYE and PRINGLE
express disgust and indignation._
HORACE.
You're devilish _hard_ on me, all of you. [_He staggers to the sofa in
front of sliding-doors and falls back, hitting his head against THE MULE'S
nose; THE MULE makes a grab at him; he rises in confusion._] I--I beg
your pardon, sir!
[_He retreats to the left of the
sofa._
SYLVIA.
[_Down on left, to FAKRASH._] But you won't obey him any longer, _will_
you? You _are_ going to restore poor father?
FAKRASH.
[_On the right._] Let him first swear that he and all his household will
preserve secrecy concerning this affair.
THE MULE.
[_Angrily._] Damn it, sir, we're not likely to _chatter_ about it!
PRINGLE.
[_Approaching FAKRASH, reassuringly._] It will never be allowed to go
beyond the family.
FAKRASH.
[_To PRINGLE._] O eloquent and comely-faced one, I accept thy undertaking,
for thou art indeed a worthy and honourable person. [_As PRINGLE, highly
flattered, returns to THE MULE, FAKRASH beckons MRS. FUTVOYE._] In order
that I may restore thy husband, bring me hither a cup of fair water.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
There's some in the dining-room. [_Going towards door to hall._] At least,
it's _filtered_, if _that_ will do!
THE MULE.
Don't ask foolish questions, Sophia--do as you're _told_!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_With dignity._] I think you forget yourself, Anthony!
[_PRINGLE opens the door for her,
and she goes out._
SYLVIA.
[_Going to PRINGLE, and taking his hand._] Dear, _dear_ Mr. Pringle!
Where _should_ we be without _you_?
PRINGLE.
[_Modestly._] Don't _mention_ it, Miss Sylvia! That is--no trouble, I
assure you!
[_They come down together to the
left, talking in dumb show._
HORACE.
[_Going to FAKRASH on the right._] You--you pig-headed old
muddler--[_pointing to SYLVIA and PRINGLE_]--look at _that_! You've done
for me _this_ time.
FAKRASH.
[_Darkly._] Nay--not yet.
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