The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_He goes up beyond the arch and
beckons; the FIRST and SECOND
WAITERS come in, and he explains
in dumb show that he wants another
cover laid. One waiter rearranges
the chairs, the other brings plate
and glasses. MR. WACKERBATH then
seems to find that the table is too
near the balcony, and orders it to
be moved down, which is done under
his instructions._
SYLVIA.
[_As MR. WACKERBATH goes up to find the waiters, to her mother, in an
undertone._] Mother, what is the matter with Mr. Pringle? He seems
quite--quite _odd_.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
I can't make him out at all, my dear. He seems to be offended with us--and
for no reason that _I_ can see.
SYLVIA.
Nor I.
[_They continue the conversation in
dumb show, while the PROFESSOR,
on a chair, is talking to MRS.
WACKERBATH on the sofa on the
left._
PRINGLE.
[_In an undertone to HORACE, as they stand by the fireplace on the
right._] I suppose you know _why_ I've accepted that fellow's hospitality?
HORACE.
Not in the least--but I hope you don't mean to abuse it.
PRINGLE.
I mean to show up the lot of you! I'm going to be the skeleton at your
feast.
HORACE.
"An agreeable rattle," eh?
PRINGLE.
It's too sickening! All of 'em grovelling and cringing to you because
they're in a blue funk of that old Fakrash! You've managed to get him under
control again!
HORACE.
[_With much earnestness._] Now, my dear fellow--I'll explain everything
when we're alone. But, for Heaven's sake, take my advice and keep quiet
_here_!
PRINGLE.
[_Roughly._] I'm not afraid of you, or your Jinnee either--he rather _took_
to me! And if the Futvoyes choose to drop me like this, I'm not going to
take it lying down--I can make _them_ look pretty foolish!
HORACE.
You'll be the only one to look foolish--upon my honour, you will!
PRINGLE.
We'll see about that! You can't shut _my_ mouth!
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_The WAITERS having gone out, now comes down and addresses MRS.
FUTVOYE._] They tell me we shall have to wait a few minutes longer--but
they'll be as quick as they can.
MRS. WACKERBATH.
Oh, Samuel, the Professor has just been telling me about such an
extraordinary affair that happened this morning--in his own study! Have you
heard?
[_HORACE starts; PRINGLE prepares
to assume the offensive._
MR. WACKERBATH.
Not a word--not a word. What was it, Futvoye? Nothing, I hope, of--ah--an
unpleasant nature!
PRINGLE.
[_Striking in before the PROFESSOR can reply._] "Unpleasant"? Oh, _dear_
no! [_Coming forward to centre._] _Quite_ an ordinary occurrence! Ha-ha!
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