The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_She crosses to behind the sofa on
which MRS. FUTVOYE is seated, and
talks to her in dumb show, MRS.
FUTVOYE appearing surprised by
what she hears. Meanwhile._
PRINGLE.
[_In a savage undertone to HORACE._] This is _your_ work! I see how it
is--you've made 'em _all_ knuckle down, somehow!
HORACE.
[_Earnestly, in an undertone to him._] It isn't that, my dear fellow.
They've forgotten--utterly forgotten everything. And so will you if you're
a wise man.
PRINGLE.
They may pretend to forget if they like! But I'm hanged if _I_ do!
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Who has risen, leaving SYLVIA to talk to MRS. WACKERBATH, now
advances to PRINGLE._] _What_ is this Sylvia tells me, Mr. Pringle? Surely
you haven't been expecting us to dine with _you_ to-night?
PRINGLE.
I not only _have_ been, I _am_, my dear lady.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Then my husband must have----[_Turning to the PROFESSOR, who is by the
table talking to MR. WACKERBATH._] Anthony! [_The PROFESSOR comes down._]
Have you accepted an invitation from Mr. Pringle for to-night without
telling me? How _could_ you be so forgetful?
PROFESSOR FUTVOYE.
My memory has not begun to fail _yet_, Sophia. [_To PRINGLE._] My dear
Pringle, I can only say that I received no such invitation. We had _no_
engagement for this evening till Mrs. Wackerbath kindly rang my wife up
this afternoon.
[_He takes a chair on the left by
MRS. WACKERBATH, and talks to
her._
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Your invitation must have been lost in the post, Mr. Pringle.
PRINGLE.
Hardly, as it happened to be given--and accepted--by word of mouth, Mrs.
Futvoye. However, since you seem to have found a subsequent engagement more
attractive, I have, of course, no option but to release you.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
_Release_ us! But, my dear Mr. Pringle, when we've assured you----
PRINGLE.
[_Interrupting her with chilly magnanimity._] Pray say no more. I quite
understand the situation--_quite_.
[MRS. FUTVOYE rejoins SYLVIA,
while MR. WACKERBATH, who has
gradually drawn nearer, now comes
forward genially._
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_To PRINGLE._] I think, sir, we can find a simple way out of this little
difficulty. If you will waive the point of my being--ah--personally unknown
to you, and give my wife and myself the pleasure of joining our little
party--[_the others suppress their dismay_]--we shall _all_ be happy.
PRINGLE.
Well, Mr. Wackerbath, if you think it will contribute to the general
gaiety, I--I don't mind if I _do_ join your party.
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_Astonished, and with a touch of hauteur._] H'm! That's very obliging of
you! [_Looking round._] Where are those waiter-fellows?
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