The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
They give you the queerest dreams. And, just before, as it happens, Mr.
Pringle had been reading "The Arabian Nights." [_To PRINGLE._] You _did_
say "The Arabian Nights," didn't you?
PRINGLE.
"The Arabian Nights"--yes. I read it regularly.
HORACE.
[_To the others, airily._] Which probably accounts for his dreams. And, in
some exceptional cases, the Efreets--I mean, the _effects_--don't go off
altogether for hours after the operation. Mr. Pringle thinks he can't have
been thoroughly awake----
PRINGLE.
[_Rising._] But I am now--I am _now_!
HORACE.
Oh, he is _now_--quite serious and sensible, and generally himself again.
[_A general murmur of polite
satisfaction._
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_Advancing towards PRINGLE._] I'm sure I'm very pleased to hear it, Mr.
Pringle! Especially as it permits us to hope that we may still have
the--ah--pleasure of your company.
[_The others echo this sentiment in
a somewhat half-hearted manner._
PRINGLE.
You're extremely kind--but I think perhaps I shall be better at home.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_In a motherly tone._] I'm _sure_ you will, dear Mr. Pringle. What _you_
ought to do is to go to bed and get a good night's sleep.
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_Obviously relieved._] Ah, well, I won't insist--I won't insist. Perhaps
you will give us some other evening?
PRINGLE.
[_With extreme stiffness._] I'm obliged to you--but I dine out very seldom.
Good-night. [_He crosses to MRS. FUTVOYE and shakes hands with her, and
bows to MR. and MRS. WACKERBATH, after which MR. WACKERBATH takes_
MRS. FUTVOYE up to the glazed balcony to see the river, which by this time
is in bright moonlight, the PROFESSOR, after having said good-night to
PRINGLE, following with MRS. WACKERBATH. PRINGLE then turns to SYLVIA,
who is standing on the extreme left._] Good-night, Miss Sylvia. May I
offer my congratulations? I can only hope that you may be as happy--as
happy as--as _possible_.
[_Faint waltz music is heard from
the restaurant._
SYLVIA.
[_Quietly._] Thanks so much, Mr. Pringle, I think I _shall_. [_Giving him
her hand._] Good-night.
[_She goes up and joins the group
in the glazed balcony._
PRINGLE.
Good-night. [_He turns to HORACE._] One moment, Ventimore!
HORACE.
Oh, I'm coming to the door with you, old fellow.
[_He is about to go up with him,
when PRINGLE detains him._
PRINGLE.
I only wanted to ask you this. [_Lowering his voice._] Where _is_ that
Jinnee of yours now?
HORACE.
[_Standing by the sofa by fireplace._] Well,--do you see that patch of
silver on the water just above the bridge--[_pointing to the left_]--where
they're all looking?
PRINGLE.
Yes, I see that. What _about_ it?
HORACE.
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