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“Ay! and that’s e’en true, cummer,” said the lame hag, propping herself
with a crutch which supported the shortness of her left leg, “for I
mind when the father of this Master of Ravenswood that is now standing
before us sticked young Blackhall with his whinger, for a wrang word
said ower their wine, or brandy, or what not: he gaed in as light as a
lark, and he came out wi’ his feet foremost. I was at the winding of
the corpse; and when the bluid was washed off, he was a bonny bouk of
man’s body.” It may be easily believed that this ill-timed anecdote
hastened the Master’s purpose of quitting a company so evil-omened and
so odious. Yet, while walking to the tree to which his horse was tied,
and busying himself with adjusting the girths of the saddle, he could
not avoid hearing, through the hedge of the little garden, a
conversation respecting himself, betwixt the lame woman and the
octogenarian sibyl. The pair had hobbled into the garden to gather
rosemary, southernwood, rue, and other plants proper to be strewed upon
the body, and burned by way of fumigation in the chimney of the
cottage. The paralytic wretch, almost exhausted by the journey, was
left guard upon the corpse, lest witches or fiends might play their
sport with it.
The following law, croaking dialogue was necessarily overheard by the
Master of Ravenswood:
“That’s a fresh and full-grown hemlock, Annie Winnie; mony a cummer
lang syne wad hae sought nae better horse to flee over hill and how,
through mist and moonlight, and light down in the King of France’s
cellar.”
“Ay, cummer! but the very deil has turned as hard-hearted now as the
Lord Keeper and the grit folk, that hae breasts like whinstane. They
prick us and they pine us, and they pit us on the pinnywinkles for
witches; and, if I say my prayers backwards ten times ower, Satan will
never gie me amends o’ them.”
“Did ye ever see the foul thief?” asked her neighbour.
“Na!” replied the other spokeswoman; “but I trow I hae dreamed of him
mony a time, and I think the day will come they will burn me for’t. But
ne’er mind, cummer! we hae this dollar of the Master’s, and we’ll send
doun for bread and for yill, and tobacco, and a drap brandy to burn,
and a wee pickle saft sugar; and be there deil, or nae deil, lass,
we’ll hae a merry night o’t.”
Here her leathern chops uttered a sort of cackling, ghastly laugh,
resembling, to a certain degree, the cry of the screech-owl.
“He’s a frank man, and a free-handed man, the Master,” said Annie
Winnie, “and a comely personage—broad in the shouthers, and narrow
around the lunyies. He wad mak a bonny corpse; I wad like to hae the
streiking and winding o’ him.”
“It is written on his brow, Annie Winnie,” returned the octogenarian,
her companion, “that hand of woman, or of man either, will never
straught him: dead-deal will never be laid on his back, make you your
market of that, for I hae it frae a sure hand.”
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