England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Science fiction; Time travel -- Fiction
“A WHAT?” Philip interposed, catching quick at the unfamiliar word with
blank English astonishment, and more than ever convinced, in spite of
denial, that the stranger was an American.
“An emporium,” Bertram answered, in the most matter-of-fact voice: “a
magazine, don't you know; a place where they supply things in return
for money. I want to go up to London at once this morning and buy what I
require there.”
“Oh, A SHOP, you mean,” Philip replied, putting on at once his most
respectable British sabbatarian air. “I can tell you of the very best
tailor in London, whose cut is perfect; a fine flower of tailors: but
NOT to-day. You forget you're in England, and this is Sunday. On the
Continent, it's different: but you'll find no decent shops here open
to-day in town or country.”
Bertram Ingledew drew one hand over his high white brow with a strangely
puzzled air. “No more I will,” he said slowly, like one who by degrees
half recalls with an effort some forgotten fact from dim depths of his
memory. “I ought to have remembered, of course. Why, I knew that,
long ago. I read it in a book on the habits and manners of the English
people. But somehow, one never recollects these taboo days, wherever
one may be, till one's pulled up short by them in the course of one's
travels. Now, what on earth am I to do? A box, it seems, is the Open,
Sesame of the situation. Some mystic value is attached to it as a moral
amulet. I don't believe that excellent Miss Blake would consent to
take me in for a second night without the guarantee of a portmanteau to
respectablise me.”
We all have moments of weakness, even the most irreproachable Philistine
among us; and as Bertram said those words in rather a piteous voice,
it occurred to Philip Christy that the loan of a portmanteau would be a
Christian act which might perhaps simplify matters for the handsome
and engaging stranger. Besides, he was sure, after all--mystery or no
mystery--Bertram Ingledew was Somebody. That nameless charm of dignity
and distinction impressed him more and more the longer he talked with
the Alien. “Well, I think, perhaps, I could help you,” he hazarded
after a moment, in a dubious tone; though to be sure, if he lent the
portmanteau, it would be like cementing the friendship for good or for
evil; which Philip, being a prudent young man, felt to be in some ways a
trifle dangerous; for who borrows a portmanteau must needs bring it
back again--which opens the door to endless contingencies. “I MIGHT be
able--”
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