Lais was beautiful, Thais was alluring, and Berenice was famous for her
beauty, but then, could either of them have shown such arms—so long,
so graceful in their every movement, so subtly rounded in their lines,
arms which, for all their seeming firmness, must (I thought) be
wonderfully soft to the touch, and smooth as ivory, and which found a
delicate sheen where the light kissed them?
"We have spent four shillings for meat this week, Peter!" said
Charmian, glancing up suddenly.
"Good!" said I.
"Nonsense, sir—four shillings is most extravagant!"
"Oh!—is it, Charmian?"
"Why, of course it is."
"Oh!" said I; "yes—perhaps it is."
"Perhaps!" said she, curling her lip at me, "perhaps, indeed!" Having
said which, Charmian became absorbed in her accounts again, and I in
Charmian.
In Homer we may read that the loveliness of Briseis caused Achilles
much sorrow; Ovid tells us that Chione was beautiful enough to inflame
two gods, and that Antiope's beauty drew down from heaven the mighty
Jove himself; and yet, was either of them formed and shaped more
splendidly than she who sat so near me, frowning at what she had
written, and petulantly biting her pen?
"Impossible!" said I, so suddenly that Charmian started and dropped her
pen, which I picked up, feeling very like a fool.
"What did you mean by 'impossible,' Peter?"
"I was—thinking merely."
"Then I wish you wouldn't think so suddenly next time."
"I beg your pardon."
"Nor be so very emphatic about it."
"No," said I, "er—no." Hereupon, deigning to receive her pen back
again, she recommenced her figuring, while I began to fill my pipe.
"Two shillings for tea!"
"Excellent!" said I.
"I do wish," she sighed, raising her head to shake it reproachfully at
me, "that you would be a little more sensible."
"I'll try."
"Tea at twelve shillings a pound is a luxury!"
"Undoubtedly!"
"And to pay two shillings for a luxury when we are so poor—is sinful!"
"Is it, Charmian?"
"Of course it is."
"Oh!" said I; "and yet, life without tea—more especially as you brew
it—would be very stale, flat, and unprofitable, and—"
"Bacon and eggs—one shilling and fourpence!" she went on, consulting
her accounts.
"Ah!" said I, not venturing on "good," this time.
"Butter—one shilling!"
"Hum!" said I cautiously, and with the air of turning this over in my
mind.
"Vegetables—tenpence!"
"To be sure," said I, nodding my head, "tenpence, certainly."
"And bread, Peter" (this in a voice of tragedy) "—eightpence."
"Excellent!" said I recklessly, whereat Charmian immediately frowned at
me.
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