Hereupon ensued a roar of laughter, with much slapping of thighs, and
stamping of feet, while the bullet-headed man solemnly emptied his
tankard, which was the signal for two or three of those nearest to vie
for its possession, during which Tom Cragg sucked dreamily at his pipe
and stared placidly up at the ceiling.
"Now, Tom," said a tall, bony individual, chiefly remarkable in
possessing but one eye, and that so extremely pale and watery as to
give one the idea that it was very much overworked, "now, Tom," said
he, setting down the refilled tankard at the great man's elbow with a
triumphant flourish, "tell us 'ow you shook 'ands wi' the Prince
Regent."
"Ah! tell us," chimed the rest.
"Well," said the bullet-headed man, stooping to blow the froth from his
ale, "it was arter I beat Jack Nolan of Brummagem. The Prince 'e come
a-runnin' to me 'e did, as I sat in my corner a-workin' at a loose
tusk. 'Tom,' 'e says, 'Tom, you be a wonder.' 'I done Jack Nolan up
proper I think, your 'Ighness,' says I. 'Tom,' says 'e, wi' tears in
'is eyes, 'you 'ave; an' if I 'ad my way,' says 'e, 'I'd make you Prime
Minister to-morrer!' 'e says. An' slapped me on the back 'e did, wi'
'is merry own 'and, an' likewise gave me this 'ere pin," saying which,
he pointed to a flaming diamond horseshoe which he wore stuck through
his neckerchief. The stones were extremely large and handsome, looking
very much out of place on the fellow's rough person, and seemed in some
part to bear out his story. Though, indeed, as regarded his
association with the Prince Regent, whose tastes were at all times
peculiar (to say the least), and whose love for "the fancy" was
notorious, I thought it, on the whole, very probable; for despite
Craggy's words, foolishly blatant though they sounded, there was about
him in his low, retreating brow, his small, deep-set eyes, his great
square jowl and heavy chin, a certain air there was no mistaking. I
also noticed that the upper half of one ear was unduly thick and
swollen, which is a mark (I believe) of the professional pugilist alone.
"Tom," cried the one-eyed man, "wot's all this we heerd of Ted Jarraway
of Swansea bein' knocked out in five rounds by this 'ere Lord Vibbot,
up in London?"
"Vibbot?" repeated Cragg, frowning into his tankard, "I 'aven't 'eard
of no Vibbot, neither lord, earl, nor dook."
"Come, Tom," coaxed the other, "everybody's heerd o' Buck Vibbot, 'im
they calls the 'Fightin' Barronite.'"
"If," said Cragg, rolling his bullet-head, "if you was to ask me who
put Ted Jarraway to sleep, I should answer you, Sir Maurice Vibart,
commonly called 'Buck' Vibart; an' it took ten rounds to do it, not
five."
As may be expected, at this mention of my cousin's name I pricked up my
ears.
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