"Settle the bill, Selby, we'll walk on slowly," said Mr. Chester, and,
with a last glance at the mirror, he slipped his arm within Sir
Jasper's, and they went out together.
Mr. Selby meanwhile rang for the bill, frowning at me all the time.
"What the devil are you staring at?" he demanded suddenly, in a loud,
bullying tone.
"If you are pleased to refer to me, sir," said I, "I would say that my
eyes were given for use, and that having used them upon you, I have
long since arrived at the conclusion that I don't like you."
"Ah?" said he, frowning fiercer than ever.
"Yes," said I, "though whether it is your person, your manner, or your
voice that displeases me most, I am unable to say."
"An impertinent young jackanapes!" said he; "damnation, I think I'll
pull your nose!"
"Why, you may try, and welcome, sir," said I; "though I should advise
you not, for should you make the attempt I should be compelled to throw
you out of the window."
At this moment the pretty maid appeared, and tendered him the bill with
a curtesy. He glanced at it, tossed some money upon the table, and
turned to stare at me again.
"If ever I meet you again—" he began.
"You'd probably know me," I put in.
"Without a doubt," he answered, putting on his hat and buttoning his
befrogged surtout; "and should you," he continued, drawing on his
gloves, "should you stare at me with those damned, impertinent fishes'
eyes of yours, I should, most certainly, pull your nose for you—on the
spot, sir."
"And I should as certainly throw you out of the window!" I nodded.
"An impertinent young jackanapes!" said he again, and went out, banging
the door behind him. Glancing from the window, I saw him catch up with
the other two, and all three walk on together down the road. Sir
Jasper was in the middle, and I noticed that his hands were still deep
in his pockets. Now, as I watched their forms getting smaller and
smaller in the distance, there grew upon me a feeling that he who
walked between would nevermore come walking back.
And, in a little, having knocked out my negro-head pipe upon my palm, I
called for and settled my score. As I rose, the pretty chambermaid
picked up my knapsack from the corner, and blushing, aided me to put it
on.
"My dear, thank you," said I, and kissed her. This time she neither
shrieked nor ran from the room; she merely blushed a trifle rosier.
"Do you think I have fishes' eyes, my dear?"
"La! no, sir—handsome they be, I'm sure, so bright an' black an' wi'
little lights a-dancing in them—there, sir, do ha' done, and go along
wi' you!"
"By the way," I said, pausing upon the worn steps, and looking back at
her, "by the way, how far is it to Deepdene Wood?"
CHAPTER X
WHICH RELATES THE END OF AN HONORABLE AFFAIR
Some half-mile along the road, upon the left hand, was a stile, and
beyond the stile, a path—a path that led away over field, and meadow,
and winding stream, to the blue verge of distant woods.
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