"Originality!" said his wife contemptuously. "Studied imbecility, you mean. Anyone can originate drivel." "It's in the blood," said Jonah. "One of his uncles was a Master in Lunacy." I laid down my pen and leaned back in my chair. "It comes to this," said I. "Whatever he goes as, he'll play the fool. Am I right, sir?" "Yes," said every one. "(A voice, 'Shame')," said Berry. "Consequently he must be given a part which he can clown without queering the whole scene." "Exactly," said Daphne. "What d'you mean, talking about parts and scenes?" said Berry. "I thought it was going to be a ball." "So it is," said his wife. "But people are taking parties, and every party's going to represent some tale or picture or play or a bit of it. I've told you all this once." "Twice," corrected her husband. "Once last night with eclat, and once this morning with your mouth full, Jilly's told me three times, and the others once each. That's seven altogether. Eight, with this. I'm beginning to get the hang of the thing. Tell me again." His voice subsided into the incoherent muttering, which immediately precedes slumber. This was too much. In silence Jonah handed Daphne his cigarette. By stretching out an arm, as she lay on the sofa, my sister was just able to apply the burning tobacco to the lobe of her husband's ear. With a yell the latter flung his feet from the club-kerb and sat up in his chair. When he turned, Jonah was placidly smoking in the distance, while Daphne met her victim's accusing eye with a disdainful stare, her hands empty in her lap. The table, at which I was writing, shook with Jill's suppressed merriment. "The stake's upstairs," said Berry bitterly. "Or would you rather gouge out my eyes? Will you flay me alive? Because if so, I'll go and get the knives and things. What about after tea? Or would you rather get it over?" "You shouldn't be so tiresome," said Daphne. Berry shook his head sorrowfully. "Listen," he said. "The noise you hear is not the bath running away. No, no. My heart is bleeding, sister." "Better sear that, too," said his wife, reaching for Jonah's cigarette. It was just then that my eyes, wandering round the library, lighted on a copy of "Don Quixote." "The very thing," said I suddenly. "What?" said Jill. "Berry can go as Sancho Panza." The others stared at me. Berry turned to his wife. "You and Jill run along, dear, and pad the boxroom. Jonah and I'll humour him till you're ready." "Sancho Panza?" said Daphne. "But we're going to do The Caliph's Wedding out of the Arabian Nights." "Let's drop the Eastern touch," I said, getting up from the table. "It's sure to be overdone. Give them a page of Cervantes instead. Jonah can be Don Quixote. You'll make a priceless Dorothea in boy's clothes, with your hair down your back. Jilly can be---- Wait a minute." I stepped to the shelf and picked out the old quarto. After a moment's search: