The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of WarGalsworthy, John
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The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of War
Galsworthy, John
World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor, caricatures, etc.
Mr. Lavender sat forward a little on his chair. “I shall never admit,”
he said, “that we are going to take anything, for that would be contrary
to the principles which we are pledged to support, and to our avowed
intention of seeking only the benefit of the human race; but our inhuman
foes have compelled us to deprive them of the power to injure others.”
“Yes,” said the Major, “we must just go on killing Germans and collaring
every bit of their property we can.”
Mr. Lavender sat a little further forward on his chair, and the trouble
in his eyes grew.
“After all's said and done,” continued the Major; “it's a simple war—us
or them! And in the long run it's bound to be us. We've got the cards.”
Mr. Lavender started, and said in a weak and wavering voice:
“We shall never sheathe the sword until——”
“The whole bag of tricks is in our hands. Might isn't Right, but Right's
Might, Mr. Lavender; ha, ha!”
Mr. Lavender's eyes lighted on his glass, and he emptied it in his
confusion. When he looked up again he could not see the Major very well,
but could distinctly hear the truculent bonhomie of his voice.
“Every German ought to be interned; all their property ought to be
confiscated; all their submarines' and Zeppelins' crews ought to be
hung; all German prisoners ought to be treated as they treat our men.
We ought to give 'em no quarter. We ought to bomb their towns out of
existence. I draw the line at their women. Short of that there's nothing
too bad for them. I'd treat 'em like rabbits. Vermin they were, and
vermin they remain.”
During this speech the most astounding experience befell Mr. Lavender,
so that his eyes nearly started from his head. It seemed to him, indeed,
that he was seated at dinner with a Prussian, and the Major's voice had
no sooner ceased its genial rasping than with a bound forward on his
chair, he ejaculated:
“Behold the man—the Prussian in his jack-boot!” And, utterly oblivious
of the fact that he was addressing Aurora's father, he went on with
almost terrible incoherence: “Although you have conquered this country,
sir, never shall you subdue in my breast the sentiments of liberty
and generosity which make me an Englishman. I abhor you—invader of the
world—trampler underfoot of the humanities—enemy of mankind—apostle of
force! You have blown out the sparks of love and kindliness, and have
for ever robbed the Universe. Prussian!”
The emphasis with which he spoke that word caused his chair, on the edge
of which he was sitting, to tilt up under him so that he slid under the
table, losing the vision of that figure in helmet and field-grey which
he had been apostrophizing.
“Hold up!” said a voice, while Blink joined him nervously beneath the
board.
“Never!” cried Mr. Lavender. “Imprison, maltreat me do what you
will. You have subdued her body, but never will I admit that you have
conquered the honour of Britain and trodden her gentle culture into the
mud.”
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