The Cabinet Minister: A farce in four actsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Cabinet Minister: A farce in four acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
Pray sit down!
[SIR JULIAN resumes his seat and plays a plaintive melody. MRS.
GAYLUSTRE listens in a rapt attitude.]
LADY EUPHEMIA VIBART.
[To BROOKE.] That person is _too_ odious to me.
BROOKE TWOMBLEY.
Several people have taken her up.
LADY EUPHEMIA VIBART.
Somehow, being taken up is what she suggests.
BROOKE TWOMBLEY.
She seems a sort of society mermaid--half a lady and half a
milliner--what? Only it bothers you to know where the one leaves off and
the other begins. Who is she?
LADY EUPHEMIA VIBART.
In prehistoric days she was a Miss Lebanon. Lord Bulpitt's son, Percy
Gaylustre, met her at Nice--or somewhere.
BROOKE TWOMBLEY.
Oh, yes, and he married her--or something.
LADY EUPHEMIA VIBART.
Yes, and now she's a widow--or something.
BROOKE TWOMBLEY.
Why does the Mater encourage her?
LADY EUPHEMIA VIBART.
Because Aunt Kate is _too_ good-hearted and impressionable. But, as a
rule, I think Mrs. Gaylustre makes a considerable reduction to those who
ask her to their parties. [MRS. GAYLUSTRE is bending over SIR JULIAN and
turning his music.] Look!
[PROBYN appears at the entrance.]
PROBYN.
Here's Sir Julian, my lady.
BROOKE TWOMBLEY.
Hullo, Mater!
[LADY TWOMBLEY, a handsome, bright, good-humoured woman, dressed
magnificently in Court dress, enters. PROBYN retires, and SIR JULIAN
stops playing.]
LADY TWOMBLEY.
[Kissing BROOKE.] Well, Brooke, darling, have you wanted your mother?
[Kissing LADY EUPHEMIA.] Effie, how sweet you look! what a dream of a
bonnet! [Nods to MRS. GAYLUSTRE.] How d'ye do, Mrs. Gaylustre? Why, pa!
[She bends over him and kisses him.] You're worried--you've been
playing your whistle.
SIR JULIAN TWOMBLEY.
Flute, Katherine.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
I mean flute. It was my brother Bob who always played a whistle when the
crops were poor or the lambs fell sickly.
SIR JULIAN TWOMBLEY.
I had not the advantage of your brother Robert's acquaintance.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Where's Imogen? Imogen!
IMOGEN.
[Outside.] Mamma!
LADY TWOMBLEY.
Come and show yourself to pa.
[IMOGEN enters in her Court dress, a pretty girl of about eighteen.]
IMOGEN.
Effie, dear! Well, Brooke!
LADY TWOMBLEY.
[To SIR JULIAN.] Look at her!
SIR JULIAN TWOMBLEY.
Quite charming!
IMOGEN.
Well, papa, have you nothing to say to me?
SIR JULIAN TWOMBLEY.
My dear, I hesitate to address such a magnificent creature.
IMOGEN.
[Bowing to SIR JULIAN.] Mamma, I think that gentleman wishes to be
presented to me. I have no objection, if you consider him a person I
ought to know.
LADY TWOMBLEY.
[Kissing IMOGEN.] Ah, Julian, our sweet child!
SIR JULIAN TWOMBLEY.
[Taking IMOGEN's hand.] My dear.
IMOGEN.
[With dignity.] I am pleased to make your acquaintance. I've heard you
mentioned very kindly by my little friend, Imogen Twombley. Pray sit
down, and I'll sit on your lap. [IMOGEN sits on SIR JULIAN's knee and
puts her arm round his neck.] Oh, papa, I have been so nervous!
MRS. GAYLUSTRE.
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