The Campaigns and History of the Royal Irish Regiment, [v. 1,] from 1684 to 1902Gretton, G. le M. (George Le Mesurier)
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The Campaigns and History of the Royal Irish Regiment, [v. 1,] from 1684 to 1902
Gretton, G. le M. (George Le Mesurier)
Great Britain. Army. Royal Irish Regiment
“When I had finished my awful indictment, the Colonel with
his funny little grey eyes, frowned from under his long grey
eyebrows, first at me and then in sternness at the boy prisoners
before him. There was an awful pause; you could have heard a pin
drop if any one there had had such an evidence of civilization
ready for the occasion. I held my breath, not knowing what was
coming. I looked at the Sergeant-Major; his face was wooden and
devoid of all expression as he stolidly looked straight before
him into nothing. In a moment a volley of oaths from the Colonel
removed the atmospheric pressure. He called the prisoners ‘limbs
of Satan,’ and choking, partly at least I should say because his
vituperative vocabulary had come to an end, he jumped to his
feet, upsetting the table, with its ink bottle, papers, etc.,
and rushed upon the prisoners, kicking hard at the nearest, and
crying aloud: ‘Get out, ye blackguards; never let me see you
again.’ Whether it was that the prisoners were accustomed to this
mode of justice and, being frightened, were anxious to avoid the
toes of their Colonel’s boots as he lashed out at them or not,
they turned round and ran for their lives, the Sergeant-Major
after them, with their caps, which he had been holding--according
to regulation--whilst this strangely scenic trial was being
enacted.
“I was in dismay, and for a moment thought of running too, but
seeing the old Colonel burst out laughing, I tried to smile, but
it was an unhealthy attempt at hilarity on my part. However,
being assured the men would never forget the scene or misbehave
again, I went away feeling rather that I had been the culprit,
and had only escaped condign punishment through consideration
of my youth and complete ignorance of all military customs and
laws. I don’t know whether these three boys from Tipperary
retained a lasting remembrance--as I did--of the curious mode
of administering justice, but I am sure their Colonel’s conduct
was far more in consonance with their views of propriety, and
far better suited to the case, than any sentence of imprisonment
and trial by court martial would have been. I laugh now as I
think of the whole scene, and as I do so, I feel all the more how
necessary it is that Irish soldiers should have Irish officers
over them, who understand their curiously Eastern character, and
who are consequently better able to deal with them than strangers
can.”[154]
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