Germans -- Travel -- England -- Kent -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Edelgard as she sat down shot a very curious glance at me round the
corner of her head-wrappings. I was surprised to see little that could
be called apology in her way of sitting down, and looked in vain for the
red spot that used to appear on each cheek at home when she was aware
that she had done wrong and that it was not going to be passed over. She
was sheltered from immediate steps on my part by Frau von Eckthum who
sat between us, and when Jellaby approached her with a glass of milk she
actually took it without so much as breathing the honest word beer.
This was too much. I threw back my head and laughed as heartily as I
have ever seen a man laugh. Edelgard and milk! Why, I do not believe she
had drunk it pure like that since the day she parted from the last of
her infancy’s bottles. Edelgard becoming squeamish; Edelgard posing--and
what a pose; good heavens, what a pose! Edelgard, one of Prussia’s
daughters, one of Prussia’s noblemen’s daughters, accepting milk instead
of beer, and accepting it at the hands of a Socialist in shirt sleeves.
A vision of Storchwerder’s face if it could see these things rose before
me. Of course I laughed. Not, mind you, without some slight tinge of
bitterness, for laughter may be bitter and hearty at the same time, but
on the whole I think I did credit to my unfailing sense of humour in
spite of very great provocation, and I laughed till even the horses
pricked up their ears and turned their heads and stared.
Nobody else smiled. On the contrary--it cannot be true that laughter is
infectious--they watched me with a serious, amusingly serious, surprise.
Edelgard did not watch. She knew better than that. Carefully she
concealed her face in the milk, feeling no doubt it was the best place
for it, and unable to leave off drinking the stuff because of the
problem of how to meet my eyes once she did. Frau von Eckthum regarded
me with much the same attentive interest she had
[Illustration: _Edelgard posing--and what a pose; good heavens, what a
pose!_]
shown when I was explaining some of my views to her on the march--I
mean, of course, my views on wives, but language is full of pitfalls.
The Menzies-Legh niece (they called her Jane) paused in the middle of a
banana to stare. Her friend, who answered to the singular name (let us
hope it was merely a _sobriquet_) of Jumps, forgot to continue greedily
pressing biscuits into her mouth, and, forgetting also that her mouth
was open to receive them, left it in that condition. Mrs. Menzies-Legh
got up and snap-shotted me. Menzies-Legh leaned forward when I had had
my laugh nearly out and said: “Come, Baron, let us share the joke?” But
his melancholy voice belied his words, and looking round at him I
thought he seemed little in the mood for sharing anything. I never saw
such a solemn, dull face; it shrivelled up my merriment just to see it.
So I merely shrugged one of my shoulders and said it was a German joke.
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