Beatrice (the unwary woman) hunted for her pocket--took out her
purse--computed its contents.
“Yes,” she innocently answered.
The Cardinal chuckled--the satisfied chuckle of one whose unsuspected
tactics have succeeded.
“Then give me the couple of hundred lire.”
He put forth his hand.
But Beatrice held back.
“What for?” she asked, suspicion waking.
“Oh, I shall have uses for it.”
His outstretched hand--a slim old tapering, bony hand, in colour like
dusky ivory--closed peremptorily, in a dumb-show of receiving; and now,
by the bye, you could not have failed to notice the big lucent amethyst,
in its setting of elaborately-wrought pale gold, on the third finger.
“Come! Give!” he insisted, imperative.
Rueful but resigned, Beatrice shook her head.
“You have caught me finely,” she sighed, and gave.
“You should n't have jingled your purse--you should n't have flaunted
your wealth in my face,” laughed the Cardinal, putting away the
notes. He took snuff again. “I think I honestly earned that pinch,” he
murmured.
“At any rate,” said Beatrice, laying what unction she could to her soul,
“I am acquainted with a dignitary of the Church, who has lost a handsome
silver snuffbox--beautiful repousse work, with his arms engraved on the
lid.”
“And I,” retaliated he, “I am acquainted with a broken-down old doctor
and his wife, in Trastevere, who shall have meat and wine at dinner for
the next two months--at the expense of a niece of mine. 'I am so glad,'
as Alice of Wonderland says, 'that you married into our family.'”
“Alice of Wonderland--?” doubted Beatrice.
The Cardinal waved his hand.
“Oh, if you prefer, Punch. Everything in English is one or the other.”
Beatrice laughed. “It was the I of which especially surprised my English
ear,” she explained.
“I am your debtor for two hundred lire. I cannot quarrel with you over a
particle,” said he.
“But why,” asked she, “why did you give yourself such superfluous pains?
Why couldn't you ask me for the money point-blank? Why lure it from me,
by trick and device?”
The Cardinal chuckled.
“Ah, one must keep one's hand in. And one must not look like a Jesuit
for nothing.”
“Do you look like a Jesuit?”
“I have been told so.”
“By whom--for mercy's sake?”
“By a gentleman I had the pleasure of meeting not long ago in the
train--a very gorgeous gentleman, with gold chains and diamonds flashing
from every corner of his person, and a splendid waxed moustache, and a
bald head which, I think, was made of polished pink coral. He turned to
me in the most affable manner, and said, 'I see, Reverend Sir, that you
are a Jesuit. There should be a fellow-feeling between you and me. I am
a Jew. Jews and Jesuits have an almost equally bad name!'”
The Cardinal's humorous grey eyes swam in a glow of delighted merriment.
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