And then, all at once, a shade of trouble of quite another nature fell
upon his mind. He frowned for a while in silent perplexity. At last he
addressed himself to Marietta.
“Have you ever dined with a cardinal?” he asked.
“No, Signorino,” that patient sufferer replied.
“Well, I'm in the very dickens of a quandary--son' proprio nel dickens
d'un imbarazzo.” he informed her.
“Dickens--?” she repeated.
“Si--Dickens, Carlo, celebre autore inglese. Why not?” he asked.
Marietta gazed with long-suffering eyes at the horizon.
“Or, to put it differently,” Peter resumed, “I've come all the way from
London with nothing better than a dinner jacket in my kit.”
“Dina giacca? Cosa e?” questioned Marietta.
“No matter what it is--the important thing is what it is n't. It is n't
a dress-coat.”
“Non e un abito nero,” said Marietta, seeing that he expected her to say
something.
“Well--? You perceive my difficulty. Do you think you could make me
one?” said Peter.
“Make the Signorino a dress-coat? I? Oh, no, Signorino.” Marietta shook
her head.
“I feared as much,” he acknowledged. “Is there a decent tailor in the
village?”
“No, Signorino.”
“Nor in the whole length and breadth of this peninsula, if you come to
that. Well, what am I to do? How am I to dine with a cardinal? Do you
think a cardinal would have a fit if a man were to dine with him in a
dina giacca?”
“Have a fit? Why should he have a fit, Signorino?” Marietta blinked.
“Would he do anything to the man? Would he launch the awful curses of
the Church at him, for instance?”
“Mache, Signorino!” She struck an attitude that put to scorn his
apprehensions.
“I see,” said Peter. “You think there is no danger? You advise me to
brazen the dina giacca out, to swagger it off?”
“I don't understand, Signorino,” said Marietta.
“To understand is to forgive,” said he; “and yet you can't trifle with
English servants like this, though they ought to understand, ought n't
they? In any case, I 'll be guided by your judgment. I'll wear my dina
giacca, but I'll wear it with an air! I 'll confer upon it the dignity
of a court-suit. Is that a gardener--that person working over there?”
Marietta looked in the quarter indicated by Peter's nod.
“Yes, Signorino; ha is the same gardener who works here three days every
week,” she answered.
“Is he, really? He looks like a pirate,” Peter murmured.
“Like a pirate? Luigi?” she exclaimed.
“Yes,” affirmed her master. “He wears green corduroy trousers, and a
red belt, and a blue shirt. That is the pirate uniform. He has a swarthy
skin, and a piercing eye, and hair as black as the Jolly Roger. Those
are the marks by which you recognise a pirate, even when in mufti. I
believe you said his name is Luigi?”
“Yes, Signorino--Luigi Maroni. We call him Gigi.”
“Is Gigi versatile?” asked Peter.
“Versatile--?” puzzled Marietta. But then, risking her own
interpretation of the recondite word, “Oh, no, Signorino. He is of the
country.”
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