The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft MountainsWaterloo, Stanley
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The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft Mountains
Waterloo, Stanley
Love stories; Railroad travel -- Fiction; Storytelling -- Fiction
There was among the Zulus a stalwart young man whose assegai sank
deepest into the wooden target, who was a model of strength and wild,
unknowing lustiness, and who had but lately left his tribe in Southern
Africa. Little but flesh had ever passed his mouth as food. He was told,
through the English-speaking woman, that there was a little bird--the
sweetest in the country--one of which would be given him each morning
because he had thrown the assegai so well for the white man's
edification. He smacked his lips, strutted and became excited.
Next morning occurred a scene heretofore unknown to the dime museum. In
the front seats was the cream of society, so far as young men were
concerned, and all the other seats were filled, because the wise
proprietor of the place had seen to it that news so important had gone
abroad. No theatre in all the town drew such a fashionable audience as
did this dime museum. It was a scene most edifying and altogether
blithesome and lighthearted, and one having a special interest.
There was not much of a pause. The Zulu, accompanied by the committee,
came upon the stage--the gentleman from South Africa with glittering
eyes and a look of hungry expectancy upon his face. Then, a moment
later, came in a waiter with a quail--roasted whole and temptingly
displayed upon a tray. The Zulu gazed at it for a minute; then suddenly
picked it up by the legs; thrust the head and breast of the bird into
his mouth and crunched savagely. He was delighted. A moment later, he
tossed the legs away and looked for more. He had simply chewed the bird
and swallowed bones and all!
And so, each day, for twenty-nine days the absurd performance was
repeated. It was quite unnecessary to change the style of cooking,
though the breast bones were removed by order of the committee, out of a
probably unnecessary regard for the digestion of this human personage
brought up on meat half raw. He but clamored for more on each occasion
and was pacified only through the intervention of the woman who
promised that soon he was to have a feast. She was telling him the
truth. Driscoll and Gregory had arranged upon a spectacular termination
of the contest--a contest which already, as everybody saw, was
determined as to its issue. Through the interpreter, the Zulu was
informed that on the thirtieth day he was to have, not only the quail,
but a large bird--one worthy the appetite of a warrior--a bird known in
this strange country as turkey and very good to eat. The strong thrower
of the assegai could hardly restrain himself. He was to have a feast at
last!
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