The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft MountainsWaterloo, Stanley
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The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft Mountains
Waterloo, Stanley
Love stories; Railroad travel -- Fiction; Storytelling -- Fiction
There existed at this time on Fourth Street, near Walnut, a dime museum
of the better sort. Among the attractions for the season were five Zulus
from Barnum's Circus--Zulus, most graceful of all savages, with their
incurved backs, broad chests, and the step of him of Kipling, who
"Trod the ling
Like a buck in spring."
and who, daily, for the edification of the populace, gave a great
exhibition of the throwing of the assegai. One of them was a woman and
she could speak English.
"A human being accustomed to a flesh diet and without imagination,
wouldn't he be a wonder to these joyous bettors?" thought Driscoll. Then
he almost gasped as he leaned back. He had dropped into the dime museum
on Fourth Street that morning, having business with the proprietor, and
had noted the performance of the Zulus admiringly. "A human being living
on flesh exclusively and without imagination almost concerning food."
Here were a group, all of whom had throughout their lives, until
imported, lived, practically, upon flesh alone--the half-cooked flesh of
the herds. Flesh alone was what their stomachs craved. Additionally,
they had no imagination concerning food--no morbid fancies. They only
wanted meat and plenty of it--and the rest be hanged! Driscoll saw it
all. He thought for an hour and then there came upon his face the look
of a man who is going to break a jam of pine logs in some Northern river
or drown beneath the timber. He called at the dime museum.
"Gregory," said he, "I want to borrow your best Zulu."
"_Borrow what?_" said Gregory.
"A Zulu."
"What do you mean? Tell me about it."
"I'll explain. You know all about the quail-eating contest, where Graham
failed. You've got a man who won't fail." Then he explained all he had
thought out. The museum proprietor--acute man--became excited: "I'll do
anything you say," he promised.
The next morning, Driscoll was breakfasting as usual in the swell
restaurant with the usual group--Graham, somewhat recovered, among them.
They were still talking of the recent eating exploit, when, in the midst
of the debate, Driscoll spoke, calmly: "I'll wager that I can produce a
man who can eat thirty quail in thirty days. The committee who served in
Graham's case shall serve in this. The only thing that I ask is that the
eating be done upon the stage in the dime museum near the corner of
Fourth and Walnut Streets, and just after we have had breakfast here
each morning. I'll provide tickets for all those directly interested in
the result."
There arose a clamor. Not a man among all the gilded young men present
believed now that any man could eat thirty quail in thirty days.
Driscoll had deliberated and had dared. He had brought with him two
thousand dollars of his remaining fortune. He got odds at first of four
to one; then three to one; then two to one. He stood to lose two
thousand dollars, or win between five and six thousand.
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