The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft MountainsWaterloo, Stanley
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The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft Mountains
Waterloo, Stanley
Love stories; Railroad travel -- Fiction; Storytelling -- Fiction
Pleasant to the looker-on, as to them, are the relations and
understandings regarding the little side issues and incidents of life
between a man and woman of intelligence and education when they are in
love with each other, even though that love must be repressed and
unexpressed. The interjection of the conductor was delightful to the
woman in this case, because it was an involuntary compliment to the man
opposite her at the table. It was the breaking in of a fine hireling
upon the man of brains and accomplishments, the call upon him for aid in
this time of casual need. Stafford's heart danced as he caught the look,
because he recognized its full significance.
And then as he rose he grinned, because he saw that the conductor was
evidently in trouble. His face indicated that. There was one
appreciative look into the face of the smiling woman and then he went
out to deal as he might with the existing condition of affairs. He
rather enjoyed these frequent interviews with the coming saviors. They
had a smart operator at the other end of the wire and, as he had
learned, the boss of the rescuing train was assuredly a railroad man of
might and much acuteness. They had, as already told, indulged in a
verbal brush or two. Connection was made and the first thing Stafford
got was:
"Can't you chumps do anything over there?"
"Do anything!" was Stafford's reply. "Do anything! We are a dead train,
lying helpless, with our nose stuck into four hundred thousand million
feet of packed snow! What are you doing, yourselves, with all the
engines you want and a snow-plow, and all the men you want? It strikes
me that as butters-in you are about the worst existing."
And then from the boss of the rescuing train Stafford listened to
clicked language the recollection of which was ever afterward among the
delights of his life. It referred to his personal character and to his
ancestry and to a large variety of things besides. It was an admirable
effort, an oration trimmed with red exclusively.
And Stafford, understanding that something would, naturally, be expected
of him in return, cut loose with his own store of expletives. His four
years' absence from the country had left him somewhat deficient in
modern Americanisms, but, during that time, as became a man handling
lazy coolies, he had acquired a stock of Orientalisms that were not
altogether without merit, and these he launched at the gentleman with
whom he was engaged in conversation.
Evidently the man at the other end was delighted, for this was his
reply:
"I don't know who you are who appear to be running things over there,
but you seem to have some stuff in you."
"That's all right," said Stafford, "but we've got some curiosity over
here. What have you got for a snow-plow, anyhow--a mowing-machine, or a
reaper?"
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