The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft MountainsWaterloo, Stanley
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The Cassowary; What Chanced in the Cleft Mountains
Waterloo, Stanley
Love stories; Railroad travel -- Fiction; Storytelling -- Fiction
It was the morning of St. Andrew's day, and they were gathered in the
armory, the hundreds of enthusiastic Scots. The sun's rays shot slanting
through the windows, lit upon bonnet, tartan, and sporan, and upon legs
bare at the knee, "uncomely fair," as a veteran observed, which was not
to be wondered at, as they were thus exposed but once a year, to the
intense but concealed discomfort of their shivering but patriotic
owners. Ringing-voiced and cheerful among them was Alan MacGregor. He
dressed himself in the retiring room, as did the others, and came out in
all the kilted glory of his ancient clan. He was a fine figure of a man
to look upon, but there was a howl when he appeared. The bare patch
about the knee of one leg showed white, and on the other, black!
"Ken ye what's the matter wi' your legs, mon?" roared a giant among the
group; and MacGregor looked down, to realize in a moment his condition.
It would never do to march through the streets with one leg black and
the other white. In desperation he told his story to his assembled
countrymen. There was a groan of sympathy and perplexity, until the
tension was relieved by the cry of an inventive young whelp from the
Orkneys:
"What's the matter with ink?"
The suggestion was received with a howl of applause, and, three minutes
later, the bare portion of MacGregor's white leg was made to correspond
in color with the other.
To repeat, in a way, what has been already told, from the armory, the
gallant Scotsmen swung upon the street in serried numbers, to march
imposingly through streets lined and flanked with thousands and
thousands of their fellow-citizens of any birth. They made a spectacle
which it was good to see. Each piper "screwed his pipes and garred them
skirl," "The pibroch lent its maddening tone," and the pipes droned and
clamored and yelped for victory nearer and nearer all the time. The
marchers passed in gallant style. The moment came at last when, with a
defiant howl of the pipes, MacGregor's company passed the stand, and it
was now that, as has been related, Agnes saw her lover, broad
shouldered, cleanly built, and striding with the inherited gait of a
thousand chieftains. Eh! but he was fine! For one blissful moment Agnes
gazed upon her lover's figure, before she saw his knees. She swooned,
and the lady who sat next her applied her salts and led her gently from
the scene.
It seemed to the Scotchwoman there was but one thing for her to do. When
she recovered sufficiently, she wrote this letter to her Alan:
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