American fiction -- 20th century; Detective and mystery stories; Jewelry theft -- Fiction
It did look bad; the more we talked of it the worse it looked. We
didn’t sleep all night, and when the dawn was coming through the
blinds we were still talking, trying to decide what to do. At
breakfast we sat like two graven images, not eating a thing, and all
that day in the office I found it impossible to concentrate my mind,
but sat thinking of what on earth we’d do with those darned diamonds.
I’d suggested, the first thing, to go and give them up at the nearest
police station. But Daisy wouldn’t hear of that. She said that no
one would believe a word of our story--it was too impossible. And
when I came to think of it I must say I agreed with her. I saw myself
telling that story in a court of justice, and I realized that a look
of conscious guilt would be painted on my face the whole time. I’d
have felt, whether it was true or not, that nobody really ought to
believe it, and as an honest, self-respecting citizen I ought not to
expect them to. Here we were, strangers that nobody knew a thing about,
anyway! Daisy said they’d take us for accomplices; and when I said
to her we’d be a pretty rank pair of accomplices to give up the swag
without a struggle, she said they’d think we got scared, and decided to
do what she calls “turn State’s evidence.”
She thought the best thing to do was to keep the stones till we could
think up a more plausible story. We tried to do that, and the night
after our meeting with Major and Mrs. Thatcher we stayed awake till
three, thinking up “plausible stories.” We got a great collection of
them, but it seemed impossible to get a good one without implicating
somebody. I invented a corker, but it cast a dark suspicion on Daisy;
and she had an even better one, but it would have undoubtedly resulted
in the arrest of Perkins and the housemaid, and possibly myself.
It was a horrible situation. Even if we could possibly have escaped
suspicion ourselves, it would have ruined us socially and financially.
Would the Colonial Box, Tub, and Cordage Company have retained as the
head of its London branch a man who had got himself mixed up with a
sensational diamond robbery? Not on your life! That concern demands a
high standard and unspotted record in all its employees. I’d have got
the sack at the end of the month.
And Daisy! How would the bishop and two lords have felt about it? Had
no more use for that little woman, you can bet your bottom dollar! Even
Lady Sara Gyves, who, they say, will go anywhere to get a dinner, would
have given her the Ice-house Laugh. _I_ know them. And I saw my Daisy
sitting at home all alone on her reception day, and taking dinner with
me every night. No, sir! That wouldn’t happen if Cassius P. Kennedy had
to take those diamonds to the Thames and throw them off London Bridge
in a weighted bag.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account