The Caxtons: A Family Picture — Volume 01 — John Shaqi
The Caxtons: A Family Picture — Volume 01Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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The Caxtons: A Family Picture — Volume 01
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century; Families -- Fiction
she feared "it would look odd, and the world might misconstrue my
father's absence,--had not she better put off the christening?"
"My dear," answered my father, "it will be my duty, by and by, to
christen the boy,--a duty not done in a day. At present, I have no
doubt that the bishop will do very well without me. Let the day stand,
or if you put it off, upon my word and honor I believe that the wicked
auctioneer will put off the book-sale also. Of one thing I am quite
sure, that the sale and the christening will take place at the same
time." There was no getting over this; but I am certain my dear mother
had much less heart than before in uncovering the chintz chairs in the
best drawing-room. Five years later this would not have happened. My
mother would have kissed my father and said, "Stay," and he would have
stayed. But she was then very young and timid; and he, wild man, not of
the woods, but the cloisters, not yet civilized into the tractabilities
of home. In short, the post-chaise was ordered and the carpetbag
packed.
"My love," said my mother, the night before this Hegira, looking up from
her work, "my love, there is one thing you have quite forgot to settle,-
-I beg pardon for disturbing you, but it is important!--baby's name:
sha' n't we call him Augustine?"
"Augustine," said my father, dreamily,--"why that name's mine."
"And you would like your boy's to be the same?"
"No," said my father, rousing himself. "Nobody would know which was
which. I should catch myself learning the Latin accidence, or playing
at marbles. I should never know my own identity, and Mrs. Primmins
would be giving me pap."
My mother smiled; and putting her hand, which was a very pretty one, on
my father's shoulder, and looking at him tenderly, she said: "There's no
fear of mistaking you for any other, even your son, dearest. Still, if
you prefer another name, what shall it be?"
"Samuel," said my father. "Dr. Parr's name is Samuel."
"La, my love! Samuel is the ugliest name--"
My father did not hear the exclamation; he was again deep in his books.
Presently he started up: "Barnes says Homer is Solomon. Read Omeros
backward, in the Hebrew manner--"
"Yes, my love," interrupted my mother. "But baby's Christian name?"
"Omeros--Soreino--Solemo--Solomo!"
"Solomo,--shocking!" said my mother.
"Shocking indeed," echoed my father; "an outrage to common-sense."
Then, after glancing again over his books, he broke out musingly: "But,
after all, it is nonsense to suppose that Homer was not settled till his
time."
"Whose?" asked my mother, mechanically. My father lifted up his finger.
My mother continued, after a short pause., "Arthur is a pretty name.
Then there 's William--Henry--Charles Robert. What shall it be, love?"
"Pisistratus!" said my father (who had hung fire till then), in a tone
of contempt,--"Pisistratus, indeed!"
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