The Caxtons: A Family Picture — Volume 07Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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The Caxtons: A Family Picture — Volume 07
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century; Families -- Fiction
But the creature was certainly larger than an earwig. It might have
been one of that genus in the family of Forficulidce called Labidoura,--
monsters whose antennae have thirty joints! There is a species of this
creature in England--but to the great grief of naturalists, and to the
great honor of Providence, very rarely found--infinitely larger than the
common earwig, or Forfaculida auriculana. Could it have been an early
hornet? It had certainly a black head and great feelers. I have a
greater horror of hornets, if possible, than I have of earwigs. Two
hornets will kill a man, and three a carriage-horse sixteen hands high.
However, the creature was gone. Yes, but where? Where had I so rashly
thrown it? It might have got into a fold of my dressing-gown or into my
slippers, or, in short, anywhere, in the various recesses for earwigs
and hornets which a gentleman's habiliments afford. I satisfy myself at
last as far as I can, seeing that I am not alone in the room, that it is
not upon me. I look upon the carpet, the rug, the chair under the
fender. It is non inventus. I barbarously hope it is frizzing behind
that great black coal in the grate. I pluck up courage; I prudently
remove to the other end of the room. I take up my pen, I begin my
chapter,--very nicely, too, I think upon the whole. I am just getting
into my subject, when--cr-cr-er-cr-er--crawl--crawl--crawl--creep--
creep--creep. Exactly, my dear ma'am, in the same place it was before!
Oh, by the Powers! I forgot all my scientific regrets at not having
scrutinized its genus before, whether Forfaculida or Labidoura. I made
a desperate lunge with both hands,--something between thrust and cut,
ma'am. The beast is gone. Yes, but, again, where? I say that where is
a very horrible question. Having come twice, in spite of all my
precautions--and exactly on the same spot, too--it shows a confirmed
disposition to habituate itself to its quarters, to effect a parochial
settlement upon me; there is something awful and preternatural in it. I
assure you that there is not a part of me that has not gone cr-cr-cr!--
that has not crept, crawled, and forficulated ever since; and I put it
to you what sort of a chapter I can make after such a--My good little
girl, will you just take the candle and look carefully under the table?
that's a dear! Yes, my love, very black indeed, with two horns, and
inclined to be corpulent. Gentlemen and ladies who have cultivated an
acquaintance with the Phcenician language are aware that Beelzebub,
examined etymologically and entomologically, is nothing more nor less
than Baalzebub, "the Jupiter-fly," an emblem of the Destroying Attribute,
which attribute, indeed, is found in all the insect tribes more or less.
Wherefore, as--Mr. Payne Knight, in his "Inquiry into Symbolical
Languages," hath observed, the Egyptian priests shaved their whole
bodies, even to their eyebrows, lest unaware they should harbor any of
the minor Zebubs of the great Baal.
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