That is the corner George calls The Pleasaunce--it is we who call it Cat Corner. Not only dead cats come there, but brickbats and tin kettles with just one little hole in them, and brown-paper parcels that we open with a poker. I hope there will be a dead baby in one some day, to reward us. The trees are so dirty that we don't like to touch them, and the birds that scurry about in the bushes would be yellow, like canaries, Sarah says, only for the dirt of London. I hardly believe it, I should like to catch one and wash it. In the opposite corner George has built a grotto, and we have to keep it dusted, and he sits there and writes and smokes. The next garden is the garden of a mad-house. The doctor keeps a donkey and a pony. Once a table-knife came flying over the wall to us. George's nerves were so thoroughly upset that he could not bear anything but Ouida and Miss Braddon read aloud to him all the rest of the day. Mother happens to like those authors and another Italian lady's books that we are forbidden to mention in this house. She never reads George's own works; she says she has promised to be a good wife to him, but that that wasn't in the bond. She knows them too well, having heard them all in the rough. Behind the scenes in a novel is as dull as behind the scenes in a theatre, you never know what the play is about. Aunt Gerty says that all George's things are rank, and quite undramatic, and George says he is glad to hear it, for he doesn't like Aunt Gerty. The other persons in the house are George's cats. There are three. The grey cat, the only one who has kittens, I call Lady Castlewood, out of _Esmond_ by Thackeray. George sometimes says "that little cat of a Lady Castlewood"--it occurred to me that "that little Lady Castlewood of a cat" just suits ours, for she is a jealous beast, a cantankerous beast, and goes Nap with her claws all over your face in no time! She hates her children once they are grown up, and is merely on bowing terms with them, or you might call it licking terms--for she doesn't mind giving them a wash and a brush-up whenever they come her way. Robert the Devil was the one that stayed away a week. He is very big and mild; he can lie down and wrap himself in his fur till he looks all over alike, and you couldn't find any particular part of him, no more than if he were a kind of soft hedgehog. George talks to them and tells them things about himself. "I am sure they are welcome to his confidence!" that is what the new cook said. She likes them better than she likes him. She is quite kind to cats, though she gives them a hoist with her foot sometimes, when they get in her way. They are valuable, you see. I wish I was, for then people care what you eat and give you medecines, which I love. It isn't often you are disappointed in a new bottle of medecine, except when there's gentian in it. CHAPTER II