There could be no doubt of it. With little difficulty I recognized on
the box the familiar figure of my first important client, and beside him
was a lady whom I supposed to be Mrs. Farquhar Fenelon Cooke, although
I had had no previous knowledge that such a person existed. The horses
were on a brisk trot, and Mr. Cooke seemed to be getting the best out
of them for the benefit of the sprinkling of people on the inn porch.
Indeed, I could not but admire the dexterous turn of the wrist which
served Mr. Cooke to swing his leaders into the circle and up the hill,
while the liveried guard leaned far out in anticipation of a stumble.
Mr. Cooke hailed me with a beaming smile and a flourish of the whip as
he drew up and descended from the box.
“Maria,” he exclaimed, giving me a hearty grip, “this is the man that
won Mohair. My wife, Crocker.”
I was somewhat annoyed at this effusiveness before the Celebrity, but I
looked up and caught Mrs. Cooke's eye. It was the calm eye of a general.
“I am glad of the opportunity to thank you, Mr. Crocker,” she said
simply. And I liked her from that moment.
Mr. Cooke at once began a tirade against the residents of Asquith for
permitting a sandy and generally disgraceful condition of the roads.
So roundly did he vituperate the inn management in particular, and with
such a loud flow of words, that I trembled lest he should be heard on
the veranda. The Celebrity stood by the block, in an amazement which
gave me a wicked pleasure, and it was some minutes before I had the
chance to introduce him.
Mr. Cooke's idea of an introduction, however, was no mere word-formula:
it was fraught with a deeper and a bibulous meaning. He presented the
Celebrity to his wife, and then invited both of us to go inside with him
by one of those neat and cordial paraphrases in which he was skilled. I
preferred to remain with Mrs. Cooke, and it was with a gleam of hope at
a possible deliverance from my late persecution that I watched the two
disappear together through the hall and into the smoking-room.
“How do you like Mohair?” I asked Mrs. Cooke.
“Do you mean the house or the park?” she laughed; and then, seeing my
embarrassment, she went on: “Oh, the house is just like everything else
Fenelon meddles with. Outside it's a mixture of all the styles, and
inside a hash of all the nationalities from Siamese to Spanish. Fenelon
hangs the Oriental tinsels he has collected on pieces of black baronial
oak, and the coat-of-arms he had designed by our Philadelphia jewellers
is stamped on the dining-room chairs, and even worked into the fire
screens.”
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