Epistolary fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space colonies -- Fiction; Wrestlers -- Fiction
After that got under way, I heard a squeal and a girl came bounding
down the pit side. She was young and dark-haired and pretty. She
might have been as intellectual as the president of Harvard above the
shoulders, but what a framework she had to hold up that brain!
She went over to Gorgeous Gordon and she said, "Ooh!" With all the
flower lovers around here, it was probably the first man with muscles
she had ever seen.
The big ham swelled up. He flexed his arms and stuck out his chest.
"OOH!" said the girl, and went bounding back up the side of the pit.
I stopped the exercise and the wrestlers sat and mused blankly at each
other.
In a few minutes, our little visitor was back again. With her were
about a dozen pals, differing in details, but resembling her in the
important points.
The leader was a tall, brown-haired, gray-eyed girl, with a face where
intellect fought a losing battle with a dimple. The others helped her
down the pit side as if she were something fragile and precious, like
maybe a new bottle of perfume.
Then our pal went back to Gorgeous Gordon. "More ooh!" said the girl
guide.
You know how wrestlers are. They'll slap each other silly to get the
cheers of four kids on a street corner, or commit mayhem for a purse
big enough to buy a ham hock. In five seconds, we had going one of the
finest wrestling matches in the history of good, clean sportsmanship.
And over the cracking of wrestler's bones rose the shrieks of the
girls, showing that their throats were in the right place, even if
their brains weren't.
The gray-eyed girl sat with me on a flange of unmined ore. She was
Aliana, a direct descendant of the leader of the Eros pioneers. As
such, she was princess of the planetoid, although she left most of the
governing to a council of elders, apparently as outstanding an array of
mossbacks as ever smelled a gardenia or just plain smelled.
"I sometimes think, Mr. Michaels," Aliana told me, "that we of Eros
have laid too much stress upon the cerebral. I wonder if our lives
would not be fuller if we also included some of the more vigorous
activities, such as the one in which those men are now engaged."
"If it's a vacation for your mind that you want, Princess," I agreed,
"those boys are your meat."
Just then the Gorilla Man got a leg split on Barefoot Charley and began
to braid his toes.
"How stimulating," breathed Aliana. "What is proper for the onlooker to
remark in such a situation?"
"A satisfactory outcry, Princess," I explained, "is, 'Break it off!'"
"Break it off!" encouraged Aliana.
I had to wind it up, finally, before the wrestlers reduced themselves
to blubber, thereby forcing the Interplanetary Amusement Corp. to go
out and lasso itself another herd.
The girls went giggling up the side of the pit. At the top, Aliana
waved at me. The others blew kisses, not caring much where they landed,
as long as the receiver had muscles.
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