The Century Illustrated Monthly Magazine, September, 1913: Vol. LXXXVI, No. 5Various
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The Century Illustrated Monthly Magazine, September, 1913: Vol. LXXXVI, No. 5
Various
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Palpably in the Senior Surgeon’s bloodshot eyes the leisurely seeming
diagnosis leaped to precipitous conclusions.
“Then get out of here quick, for God’s sake, and get to work!” he
ordered.
Cautiously the White Linen Nurse jerked herself back into freedom
and crawled around and stared at the Senior Surgeon through the
wheel-spokes again. Like one worrying out some intricate mathematical
problem, his mental strain was pulsing visibly through his closed
eyelids.
“Yes, sir?” prodded the White Linen Nurse.
“Keep still!” snapped the Senior Surgeon. “I’ve got to think,” he said.
“I’ve got to work it out. All in a moment you’ve got to learn to run
the car. All in a moment! It’s awful!”
“Oh, I don’t mind, sir,” affirmed the White Linen Nurse, serenely.
Frenziedly the Senior Surgeon rooted one cheek into the mud again.
“You don’t _mind_?” he groaned. “You don’t _mind_? Why, you’ve got to
learn--everything--everything from the very beginning!”
“Oh, that’s all right, sir,” crooned the White Linen Nurse.
Ominously from somewhere a horrid sound creaked again. The Senior
Surgeon did not stop to argue any further.
“Now come here,” he ordered. “I’m going to--I’m going to--”
Startlingly his voice weakened, trailed off into nothingness, and
rallied suddenly with exaggerated bruskness. “Look here, now, for
Heaven’s sake, use your brains! I’m going to dictate to you very
slowly, one thing at a time, just what to do.”
Quite astonishingly the White Linen Nurse sank down on her knees and
began to grin at him.
“Oh, no, sir,” she said; “I couldn’t do it that way--not one thing at a
time. Oh, no, indeed, sir--No.” Absolute finality was in her voice, the
inviolable stubbornness of the perfectly good-natured person.
“You’ll do it the way I tell you to,” roared the Senior Surgeon,
struggling vainly to ease one shoulder or stretch one knee-joint.
“Oh, no, sir,” beamed the White Linen Nurse; “not one thing at a time.
Oh, no; I couldn’t do it that way. Oh, no, sir; I won’t do it that
way--one thing at a time,” she persisted hurriedly. “Why, you might
faint away or something might happen right in the middle of it--right
between one direction and another, and I wouldn’t know at all what to
turn on or off next; and it might take off one of your legs, you know,
or an arm. Oh, no; not one thing at a time.”
“Good-by, then,” croaked the Senior Surgeon. “I’m as good as dead now.”
A single shudder went through him, a last futile effort to stretch
himself.
“Good-by,” said the White Linen Nurse. “Good-by. I’d heaps rather have
you die perfectly whole, like that, of your own accord, than have me
run the risk of starting the car full-tilt and chopping you up so, or
dragging you off so, that you didn’t find it convenient to tell me how
to _stop_ the car.”
“You’re a--a--a--” spluttered the Senior Surgeon, incoherently.
“_Crinkle-crackle!_” went that mysterious, horrid sound from somewhere
in the machinery.
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