The exclamation came from young Galloway. Limping in at one of the
cloister doors, came the cloister porter, a surly man of sixty, whose
temper was not improved by periodical attacks of lumbago. He and the
college boys were open enemies. The porter would have rejoiced in
denying them the cloisters altogether; and nothing had gladdened his
grim old heart like the discussion which was said to have taken place
between the dean and chapter, concerning the propriety of shutting out
the boys and their noise from the cloisters, as a playground. He bore
an unfortunate name--Ketch--and the boys, you may be very sure, did not
fail to take advantage of it, joining to it sundry embellishments, more
pointed than polite.
He came up, a ragged gig-whip in his hand, which he was fond of smacking
round the throng of boys. He had never yet ventured to touch one of
them, and perhaps it was just as well for him that he had not.
“Now, you boys! be off, with your hullabaloo! Is this a decent noise to
make around gentlefolks’ doors? You don’t know, may be, as Dr. Burrows
is in town.”
Dr. Burrows happened to live in a house which had a door opening to the
cloisters. The boys retorted. The worst they gave Mr. Ketch was “chaff;”
but his temper could bear anything better than that, especially if it
was administered by the senior boy.
“Dear me, who’s this?” began Gaunt, in a tone of ultra politeness.
“Boys, do you see this gentleman who condescends to accost us? I really
believe it is Sir John Ketch. What’s that in his hand?--a piece of
rope? Surely, Mr. Ketch, you have not been turning off that unfortunate
prisoner who was condemned yesterday? Rather hasty work, sir; was it
not?”
Mr. Ketch foamed. “I tell you what it is, sir. You be the senior boy,
and, instead of restraining these wicked young reptiles, you edges
‘em on! Take care, young gent, as I don’t complain of you to the dean.
Seniors have been hoisted afore now.”
“Have they, really? Well, you ought to know, Mr. Calcraft. There’s
the dean, just gone out of the cloisters; if you make haste, Calcraft,
you’ll catch him up. Put your best foot foremost, and ask him if he
won’t report Mr. Gaunt for punishment.”
The porter could have danced with rage; and his whip was smacking
ominously. He did not dare advance it too near the circle when the
senior boy was present, or indeed, when any of the elder boys were.
“How’s your lumbago, Mr. Ketch?” demanded Stephen Bywater. “I’d advise
you to get rid of that, before the next time you go on duty; it might be
in your way, you know. Never was such a thing heard of, as for the chief
toppler-off of the three kingdoms to be disabled in his limbs! What
_would_ you do? I’m afraid you’d be obliged to resign your post, and
sink into private life.”
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